grocery store perfection

Someone you meet in the most normal place as possible. Yet they are completely amazing despite being from nowhere

"When I was young I met my wife who was, undoubtedly, grocery store perfection."

by NikNakThatsWak January 11, 2018

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grocery store ghost

someone near you in a grocery store, all a-jabber on a cell phone, you think someones' actually speaking to you!! -huh? whut? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

i heard voices while shopping, but it was a grocery store ghost

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

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a security gaurd . usually found at malls , grocery stores.

Look at that grocery-store-bouncer , I bet he got his badge from the mickey mouse school of public safety.

by smaii victory July 12, 2006

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A term used by Yung Gravy in the song Ms.Gravystone.

He is grocery store flexing as in he is picking up girls while shopping.

“yung gravy was grocery store flexing then I saw Betty in the vegetable section”
-yung gravy

by Vroashell August 3, 2018

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Why does she need to grab melons? She already has the whole grocery store in her shirt, she has a grocery store rack.

by shobu August 23, 2008

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when a guy/ girl is never satisfied with the relationship they have and as always looking for the better guy/girl.

I feel bad for Dan. Naomi has a bad case of grocery store Syndrome.

by E_Z_KOOL September 1, 2014

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by davvvo March 4, 2019

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