Homer Gift

A gift that is actually intended for the person giving rather than the supposed recipient. Based on Homer's gift to Marge of a bowling ball (with his name engraved on it) in the Simpson's episode "Life on the Fast Lane."

Bob: “She got me a gym membership for my birthday.”

Doug: “That is such a Homer Gift. She is tired of being seen in public with your tubby ass!”

by El J May 3, 2007

Peter Griffin

The biggest Chad of them all

Our father, Peter Griffin is dead.

by BazingaBoyWhipAndNaeNae March 28, 2019

Sam Griffin

To walk around in your skin tight medium festival foods work shirt and flex your 24.5” pythons on those corn-fed hoes (Amanda Brown).

Sam Griffin reps 3 plates on the bench more times than a democrat can blame trump on an issue in 2 minutes

by ballsdeepinyoursister June 27, 2021

thoughtless gifter

Someone that gives gifts without putting any thinking into it.

Shoppers overheard a rude thoughtless gifter say," They get whatever I buy them, their lucky they're getting anything."

by jpg3 December 20, 2014

Mastering the gift

Female masturbation

Her room mate unexpectedly walked in while she was furiously mastering the gift!

by GAM Brian September 9, 2016

Bradley Griffin-Salt

A black man who happens to be the supreme overlord of the universe and 38 states of America, and of those left out states he is president. Also secretly the pope, and the single most richest man in the world, accumulating a wealth of a least 900 trillion dollars. Says is NZ-born, but in reality was sent from our ancestors of the universe, sent to save the world with his money and superiority. Bradley was the original Chuck Norris, however, became tired of this profession, and the particles around him to form a new chuck Norris. Can pay anything to do his will. Possible re-incarnation of Jesus. Few are worthy to stand in his presence. The population of the universe are his subjects. Upon nearing Bradley, one must prostrate ones self, and pray over 9000 prayers of thankfulness to the almighty for gracing us with his existence.

<subject1> Oh look, there's Bradley Griffin-Salt!
<subject2> All Hail!

by Faithful Subject October 28, 2012

Griff daddy

A person who has an enormous penis, all the girls want them, has nice lucious hair and is extremely good at hockey and his lucky number is 9

"Be careful around griff daddy he's a heart breaker"

by ilovejesus March 6, 2017