grift shift

This occurs when some poor asshole attempts to grift you
and you know...you just know. So you decide to play along, then after a while you decide to BS them, and when they do their grift, you take off with their cash, your cash, their girlfriend, and their car.
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Guy:Want to play some russian roulette?

Guy#2: sure, how many bullets in the gun?

Guy:ummm...1 *loads 6 into all chambers*

Guy#2:okay, how much money to the winner?

Guy: hundred bucks, you first *hands gun over*

Guy#2: *shifts out bullet before firing gun* dude, your turn.

Guy:Shit...He did a grift shift...*BANG*

by IKilledTheParty February 22, 2010

Grifted

To conned, swindled, or otherwise cheated.

"Wow, they only put 4 meatballs on my sub instead of the usual 5. I got grifted so hard"

by Moreau777 November 7, 2022

Grift

To do something that is pretty unusual, such as “juggling keyboards” and “singing a song which has no lyrics whatsoever really long notes for the entire duration of that song” to make money as an celebrity.

Well, Meghan Markle grifts.
Shabnam grifts.
Some celebrity grift.

by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023

Grifting Vacuum

A situation where a new controversy creates a temporary void of reliable information; allowing grifters to use this as an opportunity to grift or exploit outrage.

The Critical Drinker took advantage of the grifting vacuum made from the controversy of the Peacemaker episode 'Full Nelson' by making a video on how the DCU is falling apart.

by David X. Hatley October 17, 2025

Grifting

The act of a man using an one or multiple objects to squeeze and twist both the testicles and penis (entire genital area) as many times as possible without disfigurement.

This morning when I was "Grifting", I closed my dick and balls in between two bricks and rotated the bricks with them inside until my foreskin started bleeding and my nut just about popped out.

by 10inchharvey March 30, 2025

Continental Grift

When a grift, scam, or con moves across continents.

I saw a financial scam in the US, but when I saw it again in Europe, it was continental grift.

by marketdoctor January 17, 2024

Grift

Russian Iron Man. He was simple cop, but then he'll become Russian superhero.

- Alexander Akulov, are you Grift?
- Yes, I'm superhero.
- Superhero?
- Of course. I'm ex-supercop.

by Chs2 June 22, 2020