gretzky

In ontario, canada its a nickname for a coffee served at Tim Horton's that has 9 creams and 9 Sugars.

"Ill have a gretzky and a donut and a dialysis machine please"

by BradPittlike January 19, 2007

gretzky

Easily the greatest hockey player of all time. Also the first thing that comes to mind when you hear #99, regardless of the situation. Can also be used to describe a hockey play that was set up from behind the net, since Gretzky's office was behind the cage.

Did you see that guy Gretzky it from behind the net on sportscenter?

by Justin A. V. April 8, 2008

wayne gretzky

a huge or massive hit while smoking weed (hard hit).

damn that hit was wayne gretzky !

by dklovesthatbk November 26, 2009

That Aint Gretzky

Not something The Great One would do or condone.

similar to That Shit Aint Gretzky

ex:
guy 1: Fuck, someone just owned me on Gears of War 2.
guy 2: That Aint Gretzky, Dude.

by xGabex February 20, 2009

The Gretzky

To do this you must have a hockey goalie mask and a Wayne Gretzky Jersey. To begin one must take a shit into the goalie mask and place it on a females head, the female must also be wearing your Wayne Gretzky Jersey. As the shit drips on to the jersey and her face you turn your lady friend around and begin to prod her asshole and vagina with your penis. As you do this you ask your lady friend to guess which hole you will stick your penis inside. Quickly turn the female around and cum in her face shouting "I AM THE GREAT ONE!" As you cum in this woman's face your friends come out from the closet, celebrating the goal, where they have been hidden the entire time and begin to jack off on the lady friend that you have been fucking the entire time. In the end your lady friend should be covered in your cum, shit, and the cum of all your friends.

"DUDE!!!! The Gretzky worked great last night"

"The Gretzky is so much fun, MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES IT!"

by Kelvin Hause October 31, 2008

The Wayne Gretsky

this is when you are having sex with a girl and one of your buddy's is hiding on the floor for your cue with a pillow in his hand.. then when you say now! he pops up and whacks her with the pillow . then you and your buddy scream wwwwaaaayyynnneeee gggrreeettssskkkyyy!!!!

so sally is banging baby greg and he is hitting it doggy style and when he is getting close to climax he says now and billy pops up off the floor and whacks sally right in the face with a pillow and screams the wayne gretsky!! and then u go about your business

by drew massa October 1, 2007

The Gretzky Pregame

Before having sex, the man acts like he is going to put his penis in the woman's mouth and then, at the last second, hits a slap shot of pre-cum right in her eye.

I used to date this one girl that had a fetish for eye balls so I gave her The Gretzky Pregame and she decided I was her soul mate.

by Ddogg4evr January 22, 2010