grapist

one who eats your grapes while you're sleeping

Cassie: You were sleeping...

Chris: Yeah? . . .

(Chris notices the grapes have been eaten)

Chris: Hey! What happened to my grapes?

Cassie: Anwar ate them.

Chris: Yeah, well, he's a bloody grapist!

by darkwingppk June 17, 2010

grapist

The Kool-Aid mascot before the big red dude.

ohhhhhhh yeaaaaah

by klein kollins janitor March 7, 2004

grapist

The definition of a grapist is a man or woman who sticks their fingers between a mans "grapes" and wiggles their finger. Thus raping their "grapes".

"Dude, I stuck my finger in his pants and wiggled his grapes!"

"You fucking grapist!"

by Flawl3ssTrag3dy September 8, 2011

grapist

peeling off the grape skin to make it naked then you eat it!!!!

so did u guys have fun being a grapist today?

by martin lopez November 22, 2010

grapist

1. someone who is prejudiced against grapes
2. someone who rapes grapes.
3. gang rapists / groping rapists

Help me! ive been graped up the arse, by a grapist

by DarkCloud December 28, 2005

The Grapists

Some cats who catch grapes on Youtube. The best thing on Youtube.

Damn Carl, you see The Grapists newest vid on youtube? Shit these kids are fuckin raw.

by afunnyboy April 25, 2010

Cereal Grapist

An individual who tends to add grapes to his or her cereal for breakfast.

My lucky charms were topped with so many grapes, my little sister called me a cereal grapist.

by Jack Mehoff II August 1, 2008