Jives with my graph

Something you say when something is cool or awesome

Brian: Bro, have you seen Uncle Gavin's new shirt? That really jives with my graph.
Gavin: What are you doing in my house?

by AvunculusGavin October 13, 2021

Pot-o-graph

When you sign anything high...and subsequently forget about it.
Also: Any pictures you take while high.
Additionally: Any pictures of pots or signed pots.

I just left my ceramics class high as hell and this dude wanted my pot-o-graph. I signed his weed.

by Shackabitch October 25, 2019

Polly-o-graph

A test to determine whether are or are not composed of string cheese.

Vienna did not believe that Jake was being true and therefore requested he take a polly-o-graph test.

by Cpt. Awsm July 8, 2010

Black Girl Graph

The Black Girl Graph is a graph representing black women:
50% Fat
15% Gang related
10% purple vaginas
10% ugly
10% pancake nipples
5% hot

The Black Girl Graph is represented here*points to graph*

by the only real ninja here February 20, 2010

drug graph

An area that a dealer slangs in

yo i hit up that drug graph and bought some serious snow

by a dogg September 13, 2006

Life is like a Circle Graph

Something the wise Mr. Scott once said.

Mr. Scott: “Vote me for Prime Minister because Life is like a Circle Graph”

Everyone who hears: “Omg Mr. Scott all the way!”

by Mr. Scott’s Agent September 29, 2021

Graph Beam

A flashy, node-based automation rig that frauds online metrics (views, clicks, sign-ups, etc.) by wiring “graph functions” together in a visual Node GUI—then unleashing the flow like a laser. Think: drag-drop boxes, connect the lines, press play, and a million little bots march in formation. Illegal, shady, and dumb to brag about.

Extended:

Noun — The actual workflow: a web of nodes (login → rotate proxies → mimic humans → spam endpoint → report “success”).

Verb — To graph-beam: to juice numbers with that workflow.

Figurative — Any over-engineered automation pipeline that “lights up” a target system whether for clout, cliques, or chaos.

Origin:
From “hit ’em with the beam” (laser sight on a target) + “graph” (the node-graph UI). The “beam” is the flow of automated requests; the “graph” is how you built the heist.

Usage Notes (read this, cowboy):

It’s fraud. Platforms ban this, laws hate this, wallets weep when fines show up.

Also used jokingly for legit automations: “We graph-beamed our ETL last night” (aka just automated it, calm down).

Synonyms / Related:
click-farm, botnet rig, automation pipeline, view-juice, metric spoof, spaghetti graph, growth-hack (iffy), click fraud (illegal)

Antonyms:
organic growth, real users, compliance, touch grass

“I wrote a bot for YouTube that increases our views — I hit ’em with the Graph Beam.” — Mister Valentine

“Those stats jumped overnight; somebody graph-beamed the campaign.”

“He didn’t even code it from scratch—just strung nodes together and fired the Graph Beam.”

“Marketing wanted organic; dev said, ‘Or we could Graph Beam it…’ (HR said please don’t.)”

by aidenvalentine October 26, 2025