grandpas lowrise

a way that old men wear their pants. up....really high. so high, that me and karen just had to make up a word for it. her grandpa bob was the one who started it all.

ME:your grandpa has his pants up really high
KAREN:yeah they are always like that
ME:wut shold we cal that
KAREN:grandpas lowrise!

by MoRrBiDfReAk December 27, 2004

grasspants

Completely and utterly useless. does not accomplish anything in any way shape or form. Non-functioning.

Janelle's idea for Todd's villa was so grasspants.

She ordered something from QVC and it turned out to be grasspants.

You are grasspants!

by richard shlee February 26, 2008

Grandcats

Grandcats: The cats that will inherit all of your worldly possessions after you die old and alone.

I bequeath to my Grandcats, Mr. Higgins and Smooshy, my rare and valuable record collection.

by jenwongtattoos September 22, 2016

being drunk at dinner with your grandparents

An excellent decision. Are you bored with the usual mumbo-jumbo your grandparents talk about? Bring alcohol into the picture! It will spice up any conversation, and your grandparents will either think you're a degenerate, or a comedy god.

"(Being drunk at dinner with your grandparents) is the best thing I've ever done!

by drunkwithgrandparents November 25, 2017

Grandpatition

When an older man try's to compete with a younger man.

My great uncle tried his grandpatition on my girlfriend at our family reunion.

by Halcom April 29, 2011

Grandpas attic

Unscrewing the air conditioning vent and placing feces inside the duct and then replacing the vent.

Jay did an Upper Decker at Caseys house, so Casey got him back with a Grandpas Attic... Jay doesn't mess with Casey anymore.

by synasthetic December 25, 2010

grannypants

the definition of uncool pants.
usually baggy and old, the kind you wear for comfort and not for looks.
mostly grey as a result of bad washing, usually stretched with age and often seriously lacking elastic.
pants that i would be devastated to be caught wearing in the throws of fondling.

'my god those are one hella grannypants she got hanging out there!'

by shmurgally <3 December 9, 2008