cranberry bubble up

The red period clots and blood that bubble up the labia as the result of a fart.

Hey Friend! Would you happen to have an extra maxi pad? I had cranberry bubble up!

by REO Skeetwagon January 28, 2023

Cranberry juice

Used to make girls vagina taste sweeter

Dude my girl started drinking cranberry juice

by Riley hind June 23, 2019

Sprite Cranberry

Sprite Cranberry is the Alpha drink in the consumer of beverages. Sprite Cranberry will destroy your digestive system. It's so fucking good.

"DUDE I'M GONNA FUCKING sprite cranberry YOUR ASS CHEEKS!"

by The Great King DeDeDe December 5, 2018

Gayberry

A berry (usually a strawberry due to its size) dipped flamboyantly in chocolate, served with powdered sugar and with the finesse that could only be provided by someone who frequently takes the male phallus up his rectum.

'Hey man, how good were those Gayberries at the brunch this morning!'

'Shit man, I only got to eat one Gayberry, it tasted like the first time I heard the beatles'

'Yo Chad, I wish I was gay so my chocolate strawberries tasted like that, my wife says mine taste like shit'

'I wonder how Will makes such amazing Gayberries'

by phallicconnoisseur November 19, 2018

cranberry week

noun
The time of the month when a woman has her menstruation and mood swings.

Origin: Swedish, Informal, "Lingon vecka", exact translation: "mountain cranberry/lingonberry week". Simplified to only "Cranberry week".

"I avoid my gf when it's her (...she is having) cranberry week."

by Vojtech Sedlak January 10, 2008

Cranberry Jones

A quarterback that wears crimson and cream who's home state is New Mexico. If your team is playing against him, he is the best player on your team.

When the Huskers were playing the Sooners, Oklahoma's quarterback thew 5 interceptions he was such a Cranberry Jones.

by CLS Husker February 8, 2010

Want a sprite cranberry?

A reason to break into someones house to ask a question.

i.e Hey do you want a sprite cranberry?

by Old Memes December 4, 2018