Unsexual gratification- When a one night stand can turn from ecstasy into 18 years of pain because of paying child support, from a chick you didn't know had mental issues.
Man #1: Yeah brother I feel your pain, because that's the worst case of Unsexual gratification I've ever HEARD!
Man#2: 18 years of pain for 5 minutes of ECSTASY with that crazy woman!
Man#2: 18 years of pain for 5 minutes of ECSTASY with that crazy woman!
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Person A: So you get Masterual Gratification, doing push ups while fucking a glory hole you made in the floor?
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Person B: Yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my penis.
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She received anal gratification last night and never came so hard in her life...
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