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Salmon Gram

A Salmon Gram is similar to an old fashion telegram, or a flower delivery to a person or business, but the flowers are replaced with a whole salmon fish (head and tail). A delivery man responds with a long stem rose box complete with a bow. As the receiver of the Salmon Gram eagerly and excitedly awaits his or her message, the delivery man takes out the Salmon and beats the receiver over the head and face repeatedly, then exits in a calm fashion.
I hate that dumb broad, if she doesn't watch out, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram."

If that dumb broad try's to tell me how to do my job one more time, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram" to the dome piece!
Salmon Gram by CougarTom March 18, 2011

Carter Gram 

Person A: I paid 35 for this, is that a good deal?
Person B: Nah bro, you bought a whole carter gram.
Carter Gram by moz_11235 October 25, 2020

The Gram 

I can't take the picture with all that clutter in the background. You know I'm posting this on The Gram!
The Gram by talk2me-JCH2 July 4, 2022

Flexin' for the Gram 

When you are constantly are taking selfies or pics of expensive merchandise to put on Instagram to show off.
Bro #1: Dude, why do you put a new selfie on Instagram every damn day?!

Bro#2: Man, don't worry about me, I'm just flexin' for the gram, gotta show the ladies what's good!

ins-troll-gram 

The act of disseminating false, misleading or contrived Instagram messages in order to ascertain possible security intrusion or confirm suspected account surveillance.
*Yo! I just scored me some dank gas. *Wanna try it?
✓But you don't do drugs, bro..
*(Yeah, I know. That was an ins-troll-gram...I think my account has been compromised).
ins-troll-gram by YAWA October 19, 2017

grama volunteer 

The best ever jobs which are created by AP Tuglak where the employees do not need to do anything literally
The best hike ever that has been raised to 5000 to 8000 in 2/3 months
The very best thing is they haven't received any salaries till date (by the time when your reading this)
The best grama volunteer award goes to Deepika the black sheep who acts as a grama volunteer