Pai Gouged

Pai Gouged is the state of being raked over the coals at Pai Gow.

Mich: So, uh, what'd you buy in for?

Jr: $500. I have about $50 left.

Mich: Damn, you're getting Pai Gouged, SEEEEE YA.

Jr: Yeah thanks. Luckily I won $700 at blackjack when no one was around to see it.

by moraleboatanchor March 25, 2013

ghoughphtheightteeau

A demonstration of how fucked up the english language is. This could be pronounced as "potato" (non-American English).
The "gh" in "hiccough" is pronounced like "p"
The "ough" in "doughnut" is pronounced like "o"
The "phth" in "phthisis" is pronounced like "t"
The "eigh" in "neighbour" is pronounced like "a"
The "tte" in "gazette" is pronounced like "t"
The "eau" in "plateau" is pronounced like "o"

I once ate a ghoughphtheightteeau, also known as a potato.

by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 8, 2017

Van Gogh-Kart

(n) A vehicle that is missing one of its side-view mirrors, reminiscent of Vincent van Gogh's severed ear.

Some fucker sideswiped me and now I'm driving around in a Van Gogh-Kart.

by smellyrock July 2, 2009

Gouger

Irish slang. Someone of ill repute, a criminal or person with no respect for law and order.

That gouger Byrne attacked a man outside the pub.

by demo1234 January 4, 2010

glough

To make up words; to create words that do not exist (until now...)

"And the fish glew...ugh, I totally gloughed that one..."

by Grefistina May 24, 2007

Gaugh

Gagging and laughing at the same time. Used by jackscepticeye in one of his videos. Hence the word gaugh
.

Seán saw a family drink chunky milk, he gaughed

by The knowledger July 8, 2020

Van Gogh Tickle

When your poop is so long that the tip of it grazes the underside of your ballsack while it’s falling to the bowl as if it was a brush stroke from Van Gogh himself.

I took the biggest poo of my life today. It was so long, in fact, that it gave me the Van Gogh Tickle.

by ThatGuy 915 February 26, 2019