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gorphobia

The fear that you are Jon and there’s a Garfield out there coming for you.
O̴̧̯͝h̴̳̠͕͚̿͂ ̧̢̬̊͊̃̂͘J̶̧͇̭͔̟̋̾͛͑ơ̶͙̔̅̿͠ṋ ̛̰̑̉̈́̽, ̬͆̕͘ͅ ̴̻́̑̓̆̚y̴̩̭̺̭͋͋̇̚ỏ ̧̙̰͊͗̊̓ũ ̯̞͈̺̓̎ṟ̶̈́̿̾ ̵̝̰̍͌͘͠Gorphobia ̴̨͈̟̤̊́̉̚c ̝͊â ̳̟̪͆͘͜͝ṋ ͗̎̍̾ ̶̡̩͇̺̿n̴̩͍̳͛̽o̵̝̱̯͍̒͋͒͑̿͜ṫ̶̚͜ ̶͖̼͒͒͝s ͚̖͚̹̉̑͠ͅt̵͔̞̭̟͖̿̔̏͝ö̶̡̥͓̳̾̒p̴̩̦͈͂ ̵̢̻̤̩̏̒͜ţ ̀́̈́͝h̵̫͇͉̅́̀̇ͅȩ ̥̤͒̈́̅̓͝ͅ ̹̆͌í ͖̹n̴͚̟̖̟̗̓́̓̍e ̗̾̈́͠v ̨̙̱͚͠i ͚͂̅t̵̗̣̰͆̀́͠ȃ̶̺̞̙̅̒͝b ̥̠̒̎͑́̅l ̨̛͙̳̄̈̈́̀͜ḙ̶̔̔̈́͒̋.̵͇̳̪̻̐̃ ̵̯̠̆̉́͆͝I̵̜̫̓̇̈́͝ ̡̓̋ẅ̶̭̘͇̩̯̿́ī ̡̝̟̣̘̈́̀͌l̴͚̬̹͙͋́̋͘l ̤͓̪̭̹̄͒ ̴͎̱͝f̴̢̤͇̫͉̉͛̚ĭ̴͖̗̓͑ń̵̡̯̣͇̼d ̛͔͆ ̧̘͕̹̠̔y̵̛̥͓̪̫̒̃͘o̵͕̰͗u̶̢̼͙̳̪̓͊̈́̉͂,̶̝̙͒͑̈ ̴̜̮͔̈́͑ā̴̡̖̮̻͒̃͘͜n ͙͉̠̿̊̈d ͙̗̭͆̔̔ ̴̠̈t̶̻̋̂͂͠͠a̴̧̛̺͍͆͑͛̕ḱ ͍̍̀̕͝ē̴̟͐ ̛̼̪̲̈́͛̀̂y ͚̩̠̪͂o̵͓͐͋u ̢̙̭͍͓͋.̵͇̘̭̱̙̄̌ ̵̫̣͇̐̾̒Ỷ ̡̥͈͔̺͒o ̦̭͕͂̄̀͘ǘ ̮͉̦̉̍ ̴̮̻̑̔͂͌͘c̴̼̠̦̺̈́̈́ͅà ̛̜̗̪͛̔n̵̡̮͔̹͠ǹ ̮͚̬͛̌̈́̕ͅͅö̵̗͕̬̦̎ṱ̵̼͓̟͂͜ ̴̧̬̣͖̉͌̂̂͠r̵̞̞͕͇̀̈̋͝u ͇͊̈́̀͂͠n ̡̹̹͉̰̄̾̌, ̪̣̦̑̄ ̦̲̥̭͝y ̘̞̩̹̬̾ǫ̴̫͒͐͋͠ȗ̶̼̼̺͔̿͂̄ ̹͈͔͂͆̓̐ç̵͖̼̈̕ä̵̱͔̪̲͉́̂̊͠n̶͍̯̑̚͝n ̨͈̙̩̏͆͊̊ͅo ͕͍̥̊̈́͆͝t ̞̲̪̯́̍͆͌͛͜ ̡̭͈̤͂̀́͜h̴̖̮͔͖̒̐ḯ̶̹͚͈̊́͋͘ͅͅd ̳́͗̆̑è ̮̯̮̱ͅ. ͇͓̤̘̄͒̈́̚
by GarbagePerson October 5, 2020
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gnomaphobia

the fear of lawn/garden gnomes. commonly mis-spelled as gnomophobia.
person one: did you hear that the girl down the street has gnomaphobia?

person two: yeah, isnt that the fear of gnomes?

Person one: yes it is.
by gnomaphobia September 25, 2011
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gagaphobia

The irrational fear of anything and everything related to Lady Gaga; especially her music.
Michael's gagaphobia has gotten so bad that he cringes and changes the station every time The Edge of Glory plays on the radio.
by BigT92 June 21, 2011
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gagaphobia

Lisa told me about her gagaphobia.
by ladygagaphobia July 13, 2009
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doraphobia

the fear of two things, dora the explorer, and other little mexican girls
i have doraphobia
by oofle doofle June 20, 2019
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globaphobia

1.the fear of balloons
2. one of those things quirky geeks have and only people from their social after-school group meet-up on thursdays actually know what it is and understand
-surpriiiiise! happy birthday man!
-*locks self in bathroom from fear* YOU KNOW I SUFFER FROM GLOBAPHOBIA
by thisisafakenamelololololololol November 4, 2012
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gnomaphobia

The fear and/or hatred of lawn and garden gnomes.

Closely related to pediophobia (a fear of dolls.)

The psychological theory:

The psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud claimed that children fantasize about dolls coming to life. Psychologist Ernst Jentsch theorized that uncomfortable or uncanny feelings arise when there is an intellectual uncertainty about whether an object is alive or not, and also when an object that one knows to be inanimate resembles a living being enough to generate confusion about its nature. Japanese roboticist Masahiro Mori expanded on Freud and Jentsch's theories to develop the "uncanny valley" hypothesis, which predicts that as a robot's appearance becomes increasingly human-like, a human will have an increasingly positive response to that robot, until a point is reached where the response changes quickly to one of repulsion. If an object is obviously enough non-human, its human characteristics will stand out, and be endearing. However, if that object reaches a certain threshold of human-like appearance, its non-human characteristics will stand out, and be disturbing. Although Mori was concerned particularly with robots, his theory has been seen as applicable to all inanimate objects that sufficiently seem as though they might be animate.
person1- I hate lawn gnomes, they creep me out

person2- Sounds like you have gnomaphobia
by evilgnome November 16, 2011
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