Gooze

The action of inserting your genitalia into a log. Can either be a hole in a log or a log so rotted out, you’re able to penetrate it at any point. Centipedes are often present.

“That’s a perfect goozin log.”
“I support a woman’s right to gooze”

by Goozeitorloseit October 24, 2019

gooze'n

When you get a one-eyed bitch; simply remove her fake eye and insert your erect penis into the eye socket. thrust in and out until ejaculation occurs, place fake eye back into eye socket. immediately following, strike the dome, causing fake eye to fall out with a cascade of cum.

Hey, you ever seen that video of that chick remove her fake eye?
Yeah, we should be straight gooze'n that bitch!

by seansroom June 6, 2010

goozer

A goozer is 1) a goozoo (persian for farter) and 2) a loser.

yalda: oh my god! that "king authaaa" dude still hasnt called me!
monica: what a GOOZER!

by Yalda December 12, 2006

Glozell

A hilarious, crazy, incredibly funny YouTube comedian who has thousand of hilarious videos about her life, push up bras, ketchup/cashew (known as Ke$ha by non-watchers), and so much more.
Has many words like "Bucket-naked" "crackamus" "alCHEhol"- (otherwise known as alcohol),

Gurl, you have got to get off the alCHEhol! I will snatch you up & take you to a AAA meeting!

Umm, what's like little drunk girls name, with the dollar sign?

Don't you have some friends? You could at least play uno, or uh, hopscotch?... No, you need some kinda activities! Play some checkers or something!

You wake up feeling like P-Diddy, like a black man. Issues.

You wanna know why you can't think? Cuz you bangin ya head up against the wall!!!

-GloZell

by crazyyoutuber771 April 6, 2011

googels

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, attempting to create jizz like goggles.

Sara got so wasted, she had to pay with a pair of googels.

by MohammedMudSlap January 6, 2008

Goozey

A term used to compare a person to a dirty vagina or just a synonym for the word vagina.

Jane's goozey is so disgusting i thought i saw a fish swim out of her pants.

by Ali H. August 12, 2006

goozle

The accumulated loose skin that hangs under one's chin usually becoming prominent in men as they reach mid to late forties.

Mr. Philips worried so much about his goozle that he thought seriously about seeing a cosmetic surgeon to get it fixed.

by RPK October 17, 2003