A tall woman over 5'10". Goontars are usually physically threatening, but are not necessarily fat. Guys who are attracted to them are called "goontar slayers" and are ready to draw their swords whenever a big woman is near. Not all are unattractive and are called "slayable goontars".
by shitballcity October 27, 2009
Get the goontar mug.Goontash is a somewhat derogatory term referring to a noticeable presence of hair on the upper lip among adolescent boys.
by fakereadasd July 24, 2008
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A name given to someone who:
a) unintentionally makes you laugh with their idiocy
b) has just said something unbelievably dumb
c) accidentally injures themselves often or
d) is just generally a clumsy fool
A name given to someone who:
a) unintentionally makes you laugh with their idiocy
b) has just said something unbelievably dumb
c) accidentally injures themselves often or
d) is just generally a clumsy fool
'Goonus' can be used separately, or as part of a clever celebrity-based pun:
Idiot #1: How do you spell ATM?
Superior Being #1: Could you be more of a goonus?
Idiot #2: *knocks over glass*
Superior Being #2: You are such a goonus! You could be the fourth Goonus Brother (loosely based on Jonas Brothers)!
Idiot #1: How do you spell ATM?
Superior Being #1: Could you be more of a goonus?
Idiot #2: *knocks over glass*
Superior Being #2: You are such a goonus! You could be the fourth Goonus Brother (loosely based on Jonas Brothers)!
by Emile A4 March 12, 2009
Get the Goonus mug.When a dutch master or baccwood is rolled by MAJESTIC DARK CHOCOLATE...over a certain size capacity and wieght
JHETT: WOW MAJESTIC DARK CHOCOLATE THAT BLUNT IS FAT.
MAJESTIC DARK CHOCOLATE: JHETT THAT THERE YOU SMOKE ON IS A GOONTHUR
MAJESTIC DARK CHOCOLATE: JHETT THAT THERE YOU SMOKE ON IS A GOONTHUR
by Majstic Dark Chocolate December 11, 2016
Get the Goonthur mug.Tha realist out of them all..keeps it real..gutta & always rides fa her goon..tha female version of a goon
by Myspace.com/s3asyoffical March 11, 2009
Get the goonette mug.1. Strong, independent woman.
2. A woman who embodies and exudes confidence.
3. A woman who is able to overcome trials and tribulations set before her with style and grace.
4. Female hustler.
5. A survivor.
2. A woman who embodies and exudes confidence.
3. A woman who is able to overcome trials and tribulations set before her with style and grace.
4. Female hustler.
5. A survivor.
by boombooooom April 10, 2009
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