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gains goblin

A term used to describe a person or time commitment that interferes with one's potential to cultivate mass.
Yo, kevin be actin like a gains goblin when he wastes my time at the gym.
by Brodin69420 August 26, 2015
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New boot goofin'

To pose or prance around in one's newly acquired footwear.
"What are you running around and acting silly for?"

"I'm just goofin'. New boot goofin'."
by Jim Dangle August 30, 2005
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Wobble Goblins

Jesus! Check out the wobble goblins on that!
by shudjonk June 5, 2018
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gooning

"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).
I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend.
by FunkyJerker March 24, 2012
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Brass Goblin

Someone who collects/steals your empty cases whilst your still shooting, with zero consideration of whether your going to collect them to reload yourself.
I was shooting my new 6.5CM only to turn around and catch this Brass Goblin with his tote catching my brass out of the air!
by Hunt Shoot Offroad September 17, 2020
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Japanese Goblin

WE ARE THE JAPANESE GOBLIN. DO YOU HAVE the knight jumping high at the Oni slayer? I AM um... JAPANESE GOBLIN. Red, Blue, Yellow Onis AND MORE! HIGH VIVID CHARTREUSE-GREEN Oni. SEXY MEDIUM VIOLET Oni. Purple blooming Rhododendron Oni. Lalala I wonder can we cause a pandaemonium TONIGHT? HIGH TENSION JAPANESE GOBLIN. DRUNK, HAPPY, slowly getting tipsy. I AM um... JAPANESE GOBLIN. LET'S GO moon viewing, sing, and make a fuss! Wrap ourselves with wrapping paper or something SHALL WE? Even humans or ghosts, I'll make them see stars. It's not that bad, It's not that bad. BREAK OUT and let's party!
I like japanese goblin *insert Japanese Goblin Song*
by Lifey325 March 14, 2022
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Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain

The mental illness in which you cannot play games that don't have constant gameplay or excitement, without getting bored.
"My brother and I don't like Animal Crossing New Horizons because we both have Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain."
by xXfrenchboiXx17 October 2, 2020
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