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goofy goober

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1. a very exuberant and ditzy sex partner

2. to goob in a silly and and freaky way
"They are some goofy goobers"
by 1111 August 22, 2006
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An innoying song from the Sponge bob Square pants movie. also an under sea peanut that Sponge bob and Patrick admire.
by Sexymullatoboi September 3, 2005
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When you and your sexual partner put each other’s mucus on the males dick and the girls sucks all of it off.
Mark:” Yeah bro, me and Melissa tried the goofy goober last night. That shit was hot!” Jimbo: “Oh yeah? How’s that done?” Mark:”so basically the girl puts her mucus on your dick and then the guy puts all of his in the girls hand and rubs it all over the guys dick”

*call ends*
by YuvgDaggerDick August 14, 2018
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A Big pink dildo that women use to pleasure them selves. Mostly lesbiands.
by hannah hamilton March 9, 2008
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Goofy Goober - A goofy goober is someone who is retarded to the point that they don’t know what a simp is.
Sam Burke is a Goofy Goober honestly 🤦🏼 ♂️🤦🏼 ♂️🤦🏼 ♂️
by COCKFUCKER200 March 12, 2020
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Derogatory Phrase used against cotton pickers
by Cotton_Lover420 June 29, 2022
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by vegyburger November 17, 2016
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