not gonna happen

Most likely the final negatory answer you get after saying "Please" two or three times in a row. It's better to just give up, because when you hear this, whatever you want is not gonna happen.

You: Can we get that (insert name on expensive, useless piece of junk)
Me: No.
You: Please?
Me: No.
You: Please!
Me: No!
You Pleeeease?
Me: Told you before, not gonna happen!

by werallsonsofbitches December 17, 2009

Im not gonna lie

A phrase made popular on xbox-live by "Im Too Crazy". The phrase is used to either make everyone that is listening to you aware that you are irritated by what ever is going on. To be used properly, you must stress your voice and hold your nose. It can also become very annoying after awhile when everyone you know is saying it all the time.

"Im not gonna lie, this song sucks" or "Chris, Im not gonna lie, your pissing me off"

by A Guy Thats Not Gonna Lie March 8, 2009

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.

Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

by ghoul138 May 9, 2011

I'm not gonna lie

to emphasize the accent of the action

I'm not gonna lie, you're fucking retarded.

I'm not gonna lie, that bitch's vagina is wider than the grand canyon.

by Rahim M. July 14, 2006

Not gonna argue wif u

This is a Teamspeak meme which translates to "I give up, I can not possibly win this arguement". If this is said during an arguement, the arguement is over as the person who said it has admitted defeat.

Person 1: One plus one is 3...
Person 2: Are you fucking stupid? One plus one is two.
Person 1: Not gonna argue wif u.
Person 2: That's what I thought.

by Logan Robertson January 16, 2008

I'm Not Gonna Sugarcoat It

When you absolutely refuse to sugarcoat the most honest ass-whooping in your life, using the most effective and simplest methods to knock a nigga to the ground. Minimal effort: maximum results.

Originally stems from an image of Kazuya Mishima from TEKKEN and the absurdly useful yet easiest input that stops enemies dead: Electric Wind God Fist or EWGF, which leads into a free ass whooping, OR you can spam the thing up to 4-5 times to take out an absurdly large amount of health from your opponent.

Person 1: "I'm not gonna sugarcoat it."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Izanami."
Person 2: "FUCK-"

Person 2 is dead.

Kazuya: f,n,D/F+2 (Electric Wind God Fist)
Kiryu: R1 + Triangle/RB + Y (Tiger Drop)
Sol Badguy: ↓↘ → + K (Bandit Revolver)
Happy Chaos: WHILE At the Ready or Steady Aim hit HS (Fire)
Serious Sam: S (Walks Backwards)
Some Random Mf: Reaches into Pocket (Glock to the chest)
Some Paranoid Mf: Tanks the shot (Bulletproof Vest)

by The Legendary Solid Seth August 17, 2023

Not Gonna Lie

A phrase used to communicate that the associated statement is candid, honest, and open. It is commonly used among hipsters and those in our culture assigned to defining what is cool, reaching the pinnacle of its use in late february of 2010.
"her makeup is out of control, not gonna lie"

"not gonna lie, your profile pic looks like an eharmony ad"

by Fount of Wisdom February 21, 2010