Golden Musket

When you wake up with a piss hard on & you insert your cock into a females ass & then piss into it. When finished she turns around & blasts the piss out of her ass & into your face.

He loaded er'up & she blasted him with a golden musket!

by JLomenz January 17, 2011

Golden Machinegun

An Internet Meme from the Valve Team Fortress 2 forums. A joke that one can get the Golden Machinegun by unlocking all the achivements . Usually used to throw off "newbies" for laughs.

Newbie: What do I get when I unlock all the achivements?
Experienced Player: Oh you unlock the Golden Machinegun.
Experienced Player2: Yea the Golden Machinegun never runs out of ammo and can kill everyone on the team in one click.
Exprienced Player3: The Golden Machinegun

by donthaveaname May 12, 2009

Golden Murloc

The act of taking a full cock and balls inside your mouth at one time, then releasing a World of Warcraft Murloc shout as loud as you possibly can.

"Damn babe, take it all" "MRGLRGLGLRGLRGL" "WTF?!" "You like that Golden Murloc?"

by Kumah November 17, 2016

golden mushroom

A sexual act in which a man strikes another human in the face with the head of his penis while in the act of urinating. Note: not to be confused with the golden mushroom the soup.

After my girlfriend cheated on me, Damion suggested I give her a golden mushroom.

by ruff54 December 14, 2009

Golden Mouth

A nickname given to Cleopatra, from Julius Caesar, because she was exceptionally good at giving Blowjobs

That girl is quite the Golden Mouth.

by MadonPurgatory January 26, 2021

golden moon

Sexual act; to give someone a "golden moon" means to pee into their butt.

That ho wouldn't let me leave til I gave HER a golden moon!

by Isss me May 26, 2008

golden moments

An absolutely great or perfect instance.

The award speech was his golden moment.

by Trafton September 25, 2003