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Alaskan Gold Rush

A delicate expression of love in which a male releases into a female's ear canal. Once the viscous ejaculate has solidified, the female party proceeds to remove the wad of hard cum and ear wax, resembling nuggets of gold on the white Alaskan tundra.
"Excuse me Chelsea? I can't hear very well because Bernard was kind enough to give me an Alaskan Gold Rush last evening, and I am waiting for it to dry."
by Badfish41 June 4, 2008
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TENNESSEE GOLD RUSH

THE ACT OF GOING ASS TO MOUTH ON UR LOVER, THEN UNAWARE AS HE/SHE KISSES U SPITTING A PIECE OF CORN IN UR MOUTH.
COACH SIMMS DID THE TENNESSEE GOLD RUSH ON MRS. CLARK BEFORE THE PEP RALLY.
by DUSTIN WRATHER October 5, 2009
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Alaskan Gold Rush

When someone is sleeping, you ejaculate in thier ear in the morning when they pick it out, the color is white and yellow.
I gave jeff martin an alaskan gold rush last night
by brokencondom May 8, 2006
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dallas gold rush

The act of urinating in a hookers mouth while she is performing oral sex on you. Usually done as a surprise.
I gave that bitch a dallas gold rush. bitches love the dallas gold rush. They may never talk to you after...but they love it
by veryuncooltony July 7, 2011
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Mongolian Gold Rush of 1845

The darkest day in mankind history. Forced to pick the gold that grew from the sacred Mongolian tree, Mongolians rushed to be the first to gather the sweet nectar bars of currency. As ladders did not exist, people were flung via catapults in order to rach the branches. The success rate of hitting the tree and avoiding a plummenting splatty death was .01%. The lucky few who made it on to the trees would be poked to death by the waiting Mongolians' sticks and cell phones. Only man mongonlian participating survived the battle, Sum yung-mahn, received the 75 gold bars the tree possessed, and then proceeded to burn down the tree with a box of matches, perventing others from returning for a second gold growing. Since gold grows on Trees and is not a mineral, it would take rare gold seeds to replenish the source years later. When Sum tried to cash in his effort, he was shcoked to find that Mongolia has just be taken off the gold standard. Now holding useless bars of tree metal, Sum Yung-mahn was a poor broken man. He lated invented Buddism.
The Mongolian Gold Rush of 1845 was such a useless and pointless war.
by Storytelling Sam January 16, 2006
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California Gold Rush

When a woman urinates either durring immediately following an especially intense orgasm.
I waxed Sally's ass so good, she had a California Gold Rush!
by Lt. Roastabotch July 31, 2005
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