Goldilocks cock

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth

Lonnie has got me dick whipped on his Goldilocks cock since we started sleeping together.

by KKinsearchofunicorns24 September 2, 2016

Glizzy Gladiator

glizzy destroyer hot dog destroyer slob gobbler glizzy guzzler

Dat man Joey Chestnut is a real glizzy gladiator. He throated 3 of em at the same time.

by Yrg Chase July 4, 2020

goldicrotch

derogatory nickname for a person with blonde pubic hair.

Girl 1: Hey, did you hook up with that hot blonde last night?
Girl 2: No, I was scarred for life thanks to his goldicrotch.

by L Duff December 9, 2008

Goldie

She is just the most caring,sweetest and most kindest girl in the universe. She makes me laugh and she makes me happy and she is really beautiful and she is the universes greatest girlfriend

Goldie is the most bestest thing in the universe

by Thomas allen peer September 14, 2019

gonadish

Gonadish refers to a person who is very grumpy and never wants to do anything. For example, this person would much rather stay inside and play Counter Strike Source than do things that involve exposure to sunlight and fresh air. This person also talks funny and gets mad about pretty much anything.

"Where's Brian?"
"Gonadish wont play frolf with us guys, I went to his house and he was all gonadished up and like 'nyaaah my name is Gonadish look at me I don't wanna,' then he went back inside to return to his gonadishing."

by Clayton P. Blunk May 7, 2007

Goldilocks Complex

Being super picky about something and finding it so difficult to get what's "just right". Much like Goldilocks and her porridge, or the bears beds.

Eva had a serious Goldilocks Complex about rice. It was always too dry, or too mushy, or too sticky, and so hard to ever find one that was just right.

by Party_Piglet October 18, 2008

goldie oldie

Short for golden oldies. It is something that is old, but really good still. Classic, if you will.

Andrea: Have you heard the song, "Boogie Shoes?"
Sarah: No.
Andrea: Are you serious? It's a goldie oldie!

by RibosomesMaster March 13, 2011