goink

The onomatopoeia for being poked in the eye

"Oh crap, that stick just goinked me in the eye!"

"Come here so i can goink you in the eye with my finger"

by GrolschMan February 17, 2010

goink

a random long hair that grows in a place where hair doesn't normally grow.

Dude, the goink on my eyelid came back...

Gross.

by lovepie October 04, 2009

Goinking Cream

Another term for cookie dough used by a large community in eastern Missouri and parts of Illinois.

The young boy called out to his mother for some more goinking cream

by Meme_lord415 May 07, 2019

Fah-goink

This is the sound of the the male's Marble bag slapping the water as he jumps into a body of water

I'm surprised that his tiny balls even made a Fah-goink

by Merick August 14, 2007

goink

a sound a nut makes *you know what i mean*when it hits the floor or ground

hey penis man just went goink

by goinkers June 17, 2007

Goink

In reference to the girth of a space vessel.

"Wow, that Carrack got some goink to it."

by Jeedlebuice February 11, 2024

Goink

Everyone else's definition of Goink is either racist or just total total garbage. Goink is the sound you make when you walk up and take something from someone in a fun and or jovial way. Example. Someone is eating their happy meal, you walk up behind them, reach for a fry and as you take said fry you say "Goink". Past tense = Gank.

I walked up to Lisa slowly, and then Goink, I stole her pen and ran off.

by RulerOfNoOne January 11, 2019