Going Green Butt Wipe

When a fat, heavy turd is released from your butt while sitting on the toilet and the sheer weight of the log coming in contact with the water causes the toilet water to project up and clean your corn hole. Very rarely will you need to finish the job with toilet paper when this occurs thus saving paper. It is a blessing on our planet.

Hey man how did that number two go, heard a large splash from the kitchen thought you may have fell in.

Nah bro, just executed the Going Green Butt Wipe.

Wow your so eco friendly, I love you.

by IDropBombz April 25, 2011

Goin’ Green

Goin’ Green: when an undocumented immigrant is going to get a green card.

Juan has applied for his work permit. He’s goin’ green.

by Beeliner June 19, 2019

Going to Greenland

A euphemism for committing suicide. Originates from the podcast "The Dick Show", because Greenland reportedly has the world's highest suicide rate. Can also be phrased as "buying a ticket to Greenland".

"I saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy's dick at a party, and I'm thinking of going to Greenland."

by maddoxlost July 3, 2018

going to Greece

Euphemism for pale gingers deciding to commit suicide by self-immolation

Emily: I've had enough, I'm going to Greece

by Stadics February 23, 2022