Guinness Godmother / Godfather

The designated person (usually an Aunt, Uncle, Parent, Grandparent or Close Friend of Your Mother) who always provides you at Christmas or Birthdays with the latest edition of The Guinness Book of World Records.

OMG, I got ANOTHER Guinness Book of World Records from my Guinness Godmother / Godfather this Christmas... soo predictable!

I had FOUR Guinness Godmother's last Christmas.. Made a fortune on Ebay and was able to buy the 257th edition of Batman Figurines!

I wish I had a Guinness Godfather.. I have never got the Guinness Book of World Records in my life.. I'll trade you one for one of the 20 t-shirts I got though!

by Banshee & Ghost November 10, 2007

godot

A coffee addict. Drinks 17 cups of coffee in 6 hours. Does not like any sugar, milk, or sweetener in coffee.

My teacher is such a godot.

by hhhhhi9iiiiyf67t6 February 22, 2021

Godmother

A person who was there when a child was baptized and is a close friend to the mother or father, it says on google that it is a great honor to be a godmother or godfather. Personally I do not like small children.

“She is your godmother, she is like another mom to you”

by Kermit The Yandere June 12, 2020

Godwottery

Nonsense, balderdash.

Person 1: Why so much godwottery?
Person 2: I dunno. I was bored.

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

fairy godmother

An older woman who enjoys the company of younger gay men. This is different from fag hag in the sense that it specifies the age relationship between the parties.

My mom is such a fairy godmother; every time she hears I met a new gay guy she just HAS to meet him.

by rainbow_addict January 19, 2009

Fairy Godmother Syndrome

Such in the case of the classic fairytale, Cinderella, F.G.S. is the overwhelming urge and want to help out those less fortunate, usually if they are in desperate need for caring or guidance. Sometimes being used as a substitute for having a stable, romantic relationship with someone themselves, the caregiver themselves may feel the need to latch onto the dreams and aspirations of the person they're helping, as well as in some cases even develop a slight romantic interest for the subject they're helping.

The poor girl's F.G.S. (Fairy Godmother Syndrome) practically compelled her to help out all her friends, only to soon find each one of them living happily ever after, and no one to help her in her darkest hour.

by Dr. Faux January 18, 2011

Godbotherer

Someone who is considered (very) religious.

Actual quote from a friend.. "watch your fecking mouth, here comes the Godbotherers"

by JonsStumpy October 16, 2018