Problem Glasses

Dumb spectacles worn by exceptionally irritating people at a university campus/overpriced coffee shop near YOU.

With that pockmarked skin, that filthy undercut and those problem glasses, it's hard to believe she's still single!

by wldsznn May 17, 2016

Race colored glasses

This refers to someone who sees racial profiling in anything.

Evander sees the world through race colored glasses, sports, college, science, you name it!

by I, Wreckerrr March 16, 2021

glasses

see helpers that help you see so you can see what your eyes are seeing .

your glasses are on fleek

by jerry berry:)6969 September 15, 2020

chomo glasses

prison issued glasses for a child molester...hence chomo...you know the ones...big,brown, and cover a large portion of your face.

That DeLaSoul looking pedophile is sportin the chomo glasses....not so stylish

by kelsd August 14, 2011

Birth Control Glasses

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.

I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

Tina Fey Glasses

1) Horn rimmed or otherwise very nerdy eye glasses, typically characterized as something worn by librarians, naughty secretaries, or US Vice Presidential candidates.
2) Perceived by some to be the modern day equivalent of "F Me Pumps," especially when worn by extraordinarily beautiful professional women who are smart, funny and successful.

"I'm wearing my Tina Fey Glasses so I'll look extra hot at the party tonight!"

by My2wins October 29, 2008

Goatsesense

1) the sixth sense you develop after spending any serious length of time frequenting IRC that tells you, before you even click, that something disgusting is on the other end of the link someone just sent you.

2) A primitive stage of development of the above, where the realisation manifests itself soon after the link is clicked, but not early enough to click out of it before the image in question appears.

1) "I'm not clicking that, man, my goatsesense is tingling"

2) "Damn dude, my goatsesense went off but I couldn't click out in time".

by Rentro November 13, 2004