GOACKER

Contraction of "goat" and "fucker".
Offensive word designating people from North Africa or from the Middle East which refers to shepherds living in distant areas of the Magrheb and having sex with goats

This goacker nerver eat pork.
This goacker stole my bike.
This bunch of goackers have committed terrorist attacks.
This goacker is praying towards Mecca.
This goacker didn't want to drink alcohol at my bachelor party.

by Alexander82 December 15, 2021

Kara Goucher

Olympic marathoner and American long distance running champ. She placed 11th in 2012 London Olympic Marathon, 3rd in the 10k at the 2007 World Championships, and 3rd in the 2008 Boston Marathon, just to name a tiny fraction of her accomplishments. Kara went to the University of Colorado and won three NCAA titles, 2 in track and 1 on cross country.

She's also friggin BEAUTIFUL. Girl-next-door good looks, hot bod and lots of medals...she's basically perfect. Kara is so gorgeous, her looks alone should win medals and awards.

She's married to Adam Goucher, another running pro, and they have an adorable baby son named Colton.

Kelsey: Did you see that article about Kara Goucher in the new Runner's World magazine?
Jeffrey: I'm fapping to it right now..

by Ninjarunner January 17, 2013

Goocher

When the price of your favorite CryptoCurrency tanks at the worst possible time.

My neighbor didn't tell his wife and invested his life savings in some unknown coin exchange and the value dropped by 99% overnight. It was a major Goocher. He's living on my couch now.

by The Baines June 28, 2017

goochery

a religion that started from the word guch.

WHITE MALE:I am goochery now.
WHITE MALE2:I converted to goochery in prison.
WHITE MALE3: I need to get goochitized.

by ch4drock December 12, 2008

Goocher

The act of a female going down on her male partner then licking and feelling his gooch area. The gooch is the area between a man's ball sack and asshole. A goocher is known to be the most pleasing and sluttiest sexual favor that can be given to a man.

Intoxicated Slut: "Yeaaaah, i'm gonna get some gooch tonight.. i'm going to give my guy a hot, dirty goocher."

by BigDaddyBC June 6, 2011

Goucher

A man who intensely enjoys to preform oral sex on a female.

Dave is such a goucher his head is probably between his girlfriends legs right now.

by Framptal Tromwibbler March 30, 2013

Goucher

Person who consistently "dirties" the area in between his testacle and anus.

After many messy situations involving the toilet, Nasser realized he had become a Goucher.

by Sameerchandra February 3, 2009