Girl: I said "goodnight I'm going to bed" like an hour ago but I'm still just here laying in bed on instagram
by itsjustcarmen July 07, 2014
by Rower November 25, 2007
To be so done with something, that it brings you to the point of going home, and going to bed.
First used by I AM WILDCAT in "HAPPY BURGER! (Citizen Burger Disorder / Burger Simulator Funny Moments)" by VanossGaming.
First used by I AM WILDCAT in "HAPPY BURGER! (Citizen Burger Disorder / Burger Simulator Funny Moments)" by VanossGaming.
by Brutemold31 January 01, 2017
A declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.
In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.
In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.
Me: Well, guys... I oughta be getting along. Time to hit the sack... and then... go to bed.
My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)
My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)
by J Monty Rivers December 27, 2003
To masturbate before going to sleep
by Omega Potato February 19, 2019
An excuse people use on the internet when someone calls them out on their stupidity. The implication being they screwed up because they're tired.
"I'm drunk" is a related excuse.
"I'm drunk" is a related excuse.
Guy 1: Obama bailed out the banks because he's a socialist.
Guy 2: Actually, that was George Bush.
Guy 1: Oh yeah... I need to go to bed.
Guy 2: Actually, that was George Bush.
Guy 1: Oh yeah... I need to go to bed.
by honkofthehank November 28, 2012
Right I'm going to bed is used when trying to tell a girl you like her and you've had enough of pouring your heart out.
by Bradley Frisby October 30, 2018