The chrome extension summoned by satanic worshippers to haunt and steal the souls of children. Watching poor kids in their sleep, Satan is summoned after 24 hours of use, sucking the souls of any person unfortunate enough to be nearby. The “website blocked” page is created via the use of a pentagram, and the viewing of this page means that your school has beed infiltrated by demons and is in need of an exorcism. If you see the GoGaurdian extension installed, contact the nearest church and run. Run far, far away, preferably Scandinavia.
by AcidumMagni November 21, 2021
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(For Teachers:) It is an excellent piece of software to monitor students and ensures they aren't on any shifty sites.
(For Students:) It's a piece of spyware that teachers us to spy on us whenever they want and block whatever they want, even stupid random stuff that's used FOR education
(For Students:) It's a piece of spyware that teachers us to spy on us whenever they want and block whatever they want, even stupid random stuff that's used FOR education
by Names Are Hard 0 December 28, 2022
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by BorritoGuy November 26, 2022
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The person who set up this computer has chosen to block this site.
Try contacting the system admin.
The person who set up this computer has chosen to block this site.
Try contacting the system admin.
guy 1: hey
guy two: he-
Error message: www.urbandictionary.com is blocked The person who set up this computer has chosen to block this site.
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Personified Guy 2: DAMNIT GOGUARDIAN!
guy 1: where is he?
guy two: he-
Error message: www.urbandictionary.com is blocked The person who set up this computer has chosen to block this site.
Try contacting the system admin.
Personified Guy 2: DAMNIT GOGUARDIAN!
guy 1: where is he?
by PseudonymLOLXD69420 April 12, 2023
Get the GoGuardian mug.GoGuardian is a helpful tool used by teachers when they want to help students by invading their school and home privacy. It can help students from leaking their family credentials and names to looking at their personal texts. Overall, GoGuardian is one handy tool for a teacher when you want to invade your students' privacy or invade it.
Sample Text: " Today I got GoGuardian'd and some of my relationships and credit cards were leaked to 3rd Party Services! Isn't that exciting! Thank you once again GoGuardian for Guarding me and my school! "
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