ass garble

the sexual act of speaking to your partner while in the act of analingus(licking ass)

I love a goodass garble in the morning.

by crabbie420 February 9, 2009

gnarley boots

imaginary boots one puts on just before going out to get wasted.

It's Wednesday night, we got nothin' to do, let's strap on our gnarley boots. (followed by drinking/smoking until no longer coherent)

by BostonSux September 8, 2006

Gnarler

A warrior skilled in the art of being gnarly.

J DEF: Did you see that fight last night? That dude kicked the bouncers ass!

J CRILLZ: Bro, dude was a gnarler.

by Mithfen September 7, 2009

Gnarles de Gaul

Similar to other derivations of gnarly. A gnarliness in fact so unhinged that one could fight Nazis. Especially useful while playing risk.

"That hoard was Gnarles de Gaul."

by Xavier Pendragon December 21, 2008

gnarley

Contemporarily, "gnarley", as used in Hawaii, means: (1) rugged, difficult, burley; or (2)nasty, rank, disgusting. Quite different from the stereotypical-SoCal-surfer usage of the word.

(1) -Dude, that test was so frickin' gnarley!
-I know! I definitely got worked.

(2) -Somebody passed out in their own barf at that party last night.
-Awwww, gnarley!

by HI*Girl February 5, 2005

gnarley

Despite bastardization in recent years to the alternate (Read: "Gay") spelling, Narley, gnarley is akin to rad - a late-1980s - early-1990s term, meaning "exceptional", or "cool". Developed on the West Coast, and used primarily by sufers and skateboarders.

"Hey bra, d'dya scope that gnarley tide?"
"Tscha! That was a ripple, man!"

by Der Capitan January 14, 2004

gnarfle the garthak

To have sex with an exceedingly unattractive, usually fat person, especially whilst inebriated.
Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.

Damn she was fugly, but my man was mackin her friend so I had to gnarfle the garthak.

by Santi August 4, 2005