gurple

The color of a nigger who is so black he's purple

"That schwoogie at 7-11 was so black he was gurple."

by Tallcan March 13, 2009

Purple Gurple

Twisting someones dick or balls voraciously so that they turn purple. Similar to a purple nurple just in the department of dick region.

At the George Clinton concert Beverly was groped 4 times and the 4th time she purple gurpled the dude. He went to the bathroom to check for bleeding

by G$ Prince February 21, 2015

Purple Gurple

looks like the girimace mascot from macdonalds but is aroused sexualy by spoons and oranges or spoons stuck in oranges. Also rapes small children

oh no the purple gurple wants to rape me!!!!!!!

by elektro March 6, 2004

Gurple

A gurple is a variation on a burp. Specifically a burp where vomit raises to the back of your throat is then swallowed.

Think I ate too much, that burp turned out to be a gurple. Doesn’t taste nice...

by Lunderos January 31, 2018

GlurbleFluckering

When you have sex with a Fleshlight stuffed under a couch cushion.

GlurbleFluckering is when you have sex with a Fleshlight stuffed under a couch cushions.

"I think I'm going to have a nice GlurbleFluckle"

"What's that"
"Oh, it's when you fuck a couch with a Fleshlight
"Oh, I think I'll try it too!"

by Sayori May 8, 2018

Glurpies

Group of people who maintain sexually activity with each other knowing they have herpies

Man they are a bunch of glurpies. Those glurpies are crazy.

by Bonin19 April 29, 2021

gnurple

Unknown substance found while chewing meat or poultry. Could be gristle, ligaments, tendons, cartilage, or connective tissue.

Ugh, that was gross. I just bit into a gnurple!

by LennyDMI November 21, 2021