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gloving

Inserting a beer or other alcoholic beverage into a glove or similarly innocent object for the purpose of inconspicuous consumption. Frequently used at public activities to dodge open container, public intoxication and underaged drinking laws.
Kevin: Dude, why are you drinking out of that glove?

Chris: So that cop over there doesn't arrest me for an open container violation. It's called gloving.
by cosmo November 3, 2006
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Glove

Putting a glove in a person's asshole then blowing up the glove until it pops then clearing it out with an Alaskan Geyser.
Wanna make Glove?
by Walrus skinner March 6, 2011
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The Glove

The Glove is the evil archnemisis of stoners everywhere. He is a metaphysical representation of anti-stoners, and he is always out to get you. his minions come in many forms, so be wary lest he initially deceives you.
I believe that suspicious gas station attendant was a minion of the glove!
by Jarvis Dimambrosauce February 17, 2008
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Gloves

A garnet covering the hand and thumb,
I am wearing gloves
by Aunt Jane November 5, 2019
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glove

Glove, abbreviation for Gay Love.
A homosexual who is the good/best friend of a heterosexual of the opposite sex.
eg. Jane loves John. John is gay. Jane and John are bestfriends. John is Jane's Glove.
by Ali-P September 27, 2005
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glove

A verb, meaning to conceal a beer can (or similar sized container of alcoholic beverage inside of a glove, so that it may be consumed discreetly (relatively speaking) in a public environment.

Though similar acts were most likely present wherever the underaged had easy access to beer, the first cited example of "gloving" a beer occured when Christopher L. Dunn, of Williamstown, MA, slipped a Bud Light into Jahan Bruce's left Isotoner at the Thompson Rink, during a Mt. Greylock v. Pittsfield High hockey game in the winter of 2000.
"Hey, what's up with that kid back there? He looks like he's drinking out of a mitten."

"Yeah, that's just Dunn. He's glovin' it tonight."
by Cosmo June 22, 2004
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glove

A condom. Object to keep ur penis protected, but sometimes one of those sperms can get through and you will get ur bitch pregnant. Also the object that O.J Simpson used to kill his girlfriend and some other guy but was somehow innocent. Also object to protect your hand(s) or keep them warm.
No glove...no love. You look like a broke ass O.J Simpson tryin to kill people with a pair of leather gloves.
by Pavelski8 December 23, 2006
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