gloves

the things you wear on your hands you fucking moron..why are u looking this up

i wear gloves on my hands to keep them warm, and also so the fingerprints arent left on the gun i used to just shoot that jap

by bobby is gay January 5, 2005

Gloves

A way of saying condom in a cool way.

My girl coming over I gotta go to the store and buy some gloves for later

by Lameinus April 10, 2019

the glove

push your fist into the anus, then slowly stretch out your hand like you would in a latex glove

chelsea says fisting is nothing till youve felt the glove

by jeajeajeajea August 8, 2007

gloving

Inserting a beer or other alcoholic beverage into a glove or similarly innocent object for the purpose of inconspicuous consumption. Frequently used at public activities to dodge open container, public intoxication and underaged drinking laws.

Kevin: Dude, why are you drinking out of that glove?

Chris: So that cop over there doesn't arrest me for an open container violation. It's called gloving.

by cosmo November 3, 2006

Glove

Putting a glove in a person's asshole then blowing up the glove until it pops then clearing it out with an Alaskan Geyser.

Wanna make Glove?

by Walrus skinner March 6, 2011

The Glove

The Glove is the evil archnemisis of stoners everywhere. He is a metaphysical representation of anti-stoners, and he is always out to get you. his minions come in many forms, so be wary lest he initially deceives you.

I believe that suspicious gas station attendant was a minion of the glove!

by Jarvis Dimambrosauce February 17, 2008

Gloves

A garnet covering the hand and thumb,

I am wearing gloves

by Aunt Jane November 5, 2019