two left hand boxing gloves

When a Vagina is severly swolen after a night of sex. The Vagina resembles two left handed boxing gloves

Last night, I beat her pussy up and left it looking like two left hand boxing gloves.

by MustangDriver October 25, 2010

How do you type with boxing gloves on

A rather stupid question frequently asked of Strong Bad.

What a lot of people ask.

by Metallicat October 28, 2003

photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves

3 some elephant sex

person 1: "u photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves at school?!?!??"

person 2:"yes...and i got a detention for doing it!"

person1: "That means you wanna have 3 some elephant sex!"

by fluffybunnies!! January 18, 2009

socks in the glove box

A term for men that stuff their pants.

Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.

by lmaiga October 1, 2011

Philadelphian Boxing glove

The act of inserting your fish into someone’s anus, picking them up and punching someone else with the said person like they are a boxing love

Yo did you hear about Andre got into a fight with a bunch of people and the bar last night? He gave the little dude a Philadelphian boxing glove and beat the hell out of the 4 other guys with him. Poor little man walked like a bow legged cowboy out the bar

by Reddawn2036 January 13, 2024

bring your boxing gloves

When someone challenges you to follow the rules for the purposes of working out a disagreement until the bout is called.

I told my ex-wife to "bring your boxing gloves" to meeting we are having tomorrow regarding a disagreement we are meeting to resolve.

by Boxing buff November 20, 2013

Mobile boxing glove

A Mobile boxing glove is a knife, typically a folding blade knife that can be carried in a pocket, used in a street fight. Named after Mobile Alabama due to it's infamous reputation as being a rough city.

I thought it was just going to be some friendly fisticuffs but he put on his Mobile boxing glove and stabbed me.

by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016