Goofy Glizzard

A derogatory term used to insult bigots by causing confusion and bewilderment in their feeble mind.

Matt: “I sure do have a strong dislike for the homosexuals.”

Maria: “Haha Matt, you’re one goofy glizzard.”
Matt: “What?”

Maria: “I’ve never seen a glizzard goof as hard as you just did!”

by Farmhistorian87 November 16, 2022

Dizzy glizzard

When your super hammered but still need to perform for your man

The pink Whitney hit weird after the captain Morgan but I had to give him a dizzy glizzard

by Beeeeeaaaach December 30, 2021

glizzard

A glizzy covered in so much ketchup it can be placed in a bun and inverted without falling out.

A recent study from Northwestern University indicates strong connection between regular glizzard consumption and being a BAMF.

by gav_holibae November 19, 2020

Glizzard

A Dairy Queen Blizzard eaten with a hot dog, either dipped in the blizzard or chopped up and mixed into it. Born from a combination of the words glizzy and Blizzard.

Don't diss the glizzard gargle gods

by September 7, 2020

Glizzard

A slang term used against white supremacists, racists, etc.

Ugh look, it’s another glizzard on 78th street

by rawchicken October 9, 2020

Glizzard

A secret menu item from a restaurant that consists of a chilidog blended into a ice cream or frozen custard shake.

The name comes from combining the words 'Glizzy' (hotdog) + 'Blizzard' (Dairy Queen's signature frozen fair drink).

Employee: "Welcome to Dairy Queen, how can I help you?"
Customer: "Yeah, can I get a Glizzard with extra onions and relish?"
Employee: "With what kind of ice cream?"
Customer: "

by SmokeyTheEx-bear October 19, 2020