down bad need glitch

What you send to the discord server when you reach a point where a guaranteed win is necessary to afford groceries this week

Discord user 1: DO IT KORDA
Discord user 2: korda kys
Discord user 1: down bad need glitch
Discord user 2: need a glitch
Discord user 3: down horrendous who got a glitch

by matchpointbets October 31, 2022

Life's a glitch

Life's a glitch is an alternative to Life's a beach and Life's a glitch sounds closer to Life's a bitch than Life's a beach does.

Steve: *Drinking from Life's a Beach mug.

Steve: Life's a Beach!

Stan: Boring!

Tyler: *Drinks from Life's a glitch mug.

Tyler: Life's a glitch!

Stan: *laughs.

Stan: hahaha haha! Now that's funny!

by CynderFanclub February 12, 2023

glistening

A large, oozing boner is sometimes referred to as a "glistening."

HAHAHA! Look at you, you've got a glistening.

by Running out of patience April 8, 2007

the glitch mob

A sick-as-a-brick techno band who are somehow quite unpopular

look up beyond monday by the glitch mob on youtube. you'll see

by J_O_E_13 December 14, 2010

Glissips

Rare disorder defined as - the sudden rush of shit to the brain.
The source of all crappy ideas.
Verbal Diarrhea.

Chris has a serious case of glissips.

by alfinator July 8, 2010

Glifting

When acting as a bench press spotter for a male partner, Glifting involves dangling ones testicles into the mouth of the lifter on the press. Similar to 'teabagging' but specific to male bodybuilders - derivation is believed to come from a combination of 'Gay' and 'Lifting'.

'Nice curls you were doing there, Jeff - fancy a spot of glifting? Don't mind if I do, Roger - I hope you've shaved your balls this time!'

by Sir Rup of Figs February 6, 2015

glita

You want to suck on someone’s balls

What’s up pose glita

by Glita June 9, 2021