grimpale

Impaling posers, fags, and poserfags on something very very very very very very scary and unholy!

Impaling a necroslut or a necrovirgin anally (sodomizing)

I grimpaled that poserfag on an inverted cross!

by Morbid Thor December 30, 2004

Gimpalopagus

One who is full of Gimp.

A newb or a poon. Someone that sux0rs so bad you wanna stab their face

A Good Lay

TJ Young

An egyptian princess that wears a wooden leg on her left wrist and whose father was raped by a goat during the spanish Inquisition.

The Southern Swamps of North Dakota

"Stupid Gimpalopagus!"

"Dude, ur mom was a nice Gimpalopagus Last Night"

"Stupid TJ Young! Gimpalopagus is My Word! So SHUT UP YOU DAMNED JEW FART"

"Iraq was invaded by the Gimpalopagus"

"Sucks to live in that damn Gimpalopagus"

by Darkaz August 12, 2004

glompage

Glompage (adj)The act of glomping another.

Ex:
Person 1: OMG! Glompage *runs and glomps a person*
Person 2: ack! *falls over*

by Becca-Boo October 23, 2007

grimpale

Impaling someone in a grim way, on something grim (such as the horns of a Moongoat, frozen icicles, etc.)

Can only be done by grim beings, such as Moongoats or acolytes.

I command you to grimaple these unblasphemous posers, acolytes!

by Grimlord December 27, 2004

gimpanzee

A gregarious anthropoid ape (Pan troglodytes) of sub-tropical western society, having long dark hair and somewhat arboreal habits and exhibiting humanlike behavior with a minimal degree of intelligence. Donning a leather full faced gimp mask or hood with zip, It is now considered vulnerable to extinction in the wild but thriving in urban area's. Answers to the name Quentin Colin or Cedric.

If you decide to change the meaning of MY word you're a gimpanzee!!!! kapeesh?
OMFG, you're such a gimpanzee!
When im older i want to be a gimpanzee!
What the fuck is a gimpanzee?

by Adam Clegg July 19, 2003

gimpasaurous

a gigantic, monolothic, enormous gimp, when the term gimp is used to describe someone as a retard or similar. usually used by younger people when someone does something ridiculously stupid, i.e. more than worthy of being called a gimp so they are known as a gimp+asaurous= gimpasaurous.

kameron: i just took a shit on my mums bed
george: WTF! ur such a gimpasaurous
kameron: i know
george: you better go clean that up u freakin gimpasaurous, what the hell are you on crazy pills, takin a dump on ur mums bed.

by ChiZeej June 13, 2007

Glompa

A cross between a Glomp and a Chompa. Can be used as a both a noun or a verb.

v. When seeing my girlfriend in the airport, I ran at her and Glompaed her.

by Bjoink September 16, 2009