Grecian Duck

The act of soaking a comb in duck butter and running it through yours or someone elses hair.

Joe: Do you have a comb?
John: Here you go sir.
Joe: Dude, you just gave me grecian duck!

by DarkVinnymac October 18, 2008

Grecian Coin Purse

The anus. The rectal sphincter.

He absolutely destroyed my Grecian coin purse last night. The loose change is falling out today.

I was amazed at the elasticity and clenching capacity of that old whore’s Grecian coin purse.

My Grecian coin purse is extremely tender after that explosive diarrhea.

by Dick Onchin July 21, 2022