A town near Schenectady that proves that the "old boy network" is alive and well. Full of crooked politicians, theiving town employees, and someone who drives around all day as a BTK murderer copy-cat. But hey, it's still better than Schenectady!!
officer: "Sir are you aware the town code states your grass can be no higher than three inches, and your garbage cans cannot be in plain site except on garbage day?"
citizen: "Is this Glenville or Nazi Germany?"
officer: "THAT'S ENOUGH, ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE!!!!! LIKE THESE HANDCUFFS BOY?!?!?! THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH GLENVILLE POLICE!!!!!!"
citizen: "Is this Glenville or Nazi Germany?"
officer: "THAT'S ENOUGH, ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE!!!!! LIKE THESE HANDCUFFS BOY?!?!?! THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH GLENVILLE POLICE!!!!!!"
by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway December 3, 2007
Get the Glenville mug.A place very peaceful place where 90% of the people do heroin It is divided up between 4 places. West Ganville where everywhere you look are either trees or white people. Then there is people that live near Granby and they are all douches and fuck there girlfriends and act bitchy. Then there is people who live in the center of town where they all are heroin addicts and people who build walls to beseperated from the biggest faggots in town which live in a greenish house. Nobody likes them. Then there is old westfield road where all the 7th grade babies are.
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Get the Goonville mug.A town related to that of Tolland, only this nowhere wasteland, all the people have something weird about them. Whether it is many many siblings, the incredible inclination to get high, or the hobby of goat fucking (which may produce many many siblings), granville is hick town and pothead central.
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Get the Grandville MA mug.A charming town just east of Columbus. Population 9,585. Founded in 1805. Home of Denison University. Sterotypes of Granville are: rich, snobby and smart. But people in Granville are caring, polite, range from low income families to high income families and are just really well rounded folks. Overall Granville is a FANTASTIC place to live.
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Taylor: Well, i mean, OBVIOUSLY. You're in Granville, OH.
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Omg! why are we doing this?
This really, really sucks!
Did we not just do this, we are working in circles.
yea you just got the Granville bone
This really, really sucks!
Did we not just do this, we are working in circles.
yea you just got the Granville bone
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