The Glad Game

Popularised by Family Guy when Stewie is at the Carnival with Rupert. Originally made up by the title character in the film "Pollyanna".

One of the activities included at the Carnival is The Glad Game, which is when you think of things that make you glad....like.

Other things which would be included in The Glad Game:

"Let's play The Glad Game"
"How do you play"
"Haven't you ever seen Family Guy? You name stuff that makes you glad, such as the first scissor cut into a fresh piece of craft paper....mmmmm, Pin Wheels, a big wedge of cake from the fare or a doodad to wear in your hat!

by Dolphus_Raymond January 4, 2011

glad wrap

That plastic shit that you put over your face when you wanna hot plate or shower curtain, you can also use it to cover food and put it in the fridge, but wtfdt?

Glad wrap is the shiz I wanna cover some cheez wid it.

by Gohn Gardenza January 25, 2008

nuts glad

An expression used to convey extreme approval.

“I’m nuts glad you put up with me.”
~Zeb Snyder. Super picker.

by chasserole December 5, 2021

Glad Eye

Suggestive eye contact, usually involving raising of an eyebrow.

Eww this guy at work keeps giving me the Glad Eye.

by jumbozombie November 25, 2009

Strong Glad

an alternate form of Strong Sad: basically a happy-looking Strong Sad with enormous femenine legs; never appears in a cartoon, as he is just a goofy sketch

The one on the left is Strong Glad! Nice gams, baby!

by Dannyboy July 1, 2003

Glad-Handing

To offer masturbatory assistance. Used in leu of the term reach-around.

i.e. After glad-handing my boss I got a massive pay raise.

by LanciferX August 10, 2010

vertically glad

Pertaining to the protruberance of the penis whilst engorged with blood. A euphamism for an erection.

Hey Scott, why did you walk up to the chalkboard sideways? Um, let's just say that at the time I was vertically glad and didn't feel like being the butt of a bunch of boner jokes.

by mayonasio October 11, 2014