A girl who gets chronically obsessed whenever she develops a crush. Will literally go batshit crazy if she sees him with another girl. Pretends everything is fine but is really boiling inside with anger. Will bite your dick off if you mess with her and then will bottle it to run scientific experiments for her college research project. Probably has no hobbies but it's because she devotes her time to becoming smarter than you.
"Yo did you hear that Giuliana's new boyfriend is in the hospital?"
"Yea, I heard he asked another girl for a pencil during class so she bit his dick off. She's in the hospital too but I don't know if it's to support him or for her internship."
"Yea, I heard he asked another girl for a pencil during class so she bit his dick off. She's in the hospital too but I don't know if it's to support him or for her internship."
by sockssssssssssssss December 04, 2023
She/Her
A Giuliana is that one girl who will stand up for you, hold you in her arms and will always, truly listen to what you got to say. She is an amazing and absolutely strong woman. I never thought I could say that I have a favorite person, but she is mine cause to have a Giules in your life will give you a reason to keep fighting.
Giulianas are talented and carry secrets and surprises that you could never think of. So if you found one like I did, never ever let it go again cause mine, saved my life and I will do anything to keep her. I know that I don’t have to give a lot because Giules always gives and hardly ever takes but still I would do everything because
Giuliana, you mean everything to me.
A Giuliana is that one girl who will stand up for you, hold you in her arms and will always, truly listen to what you got to say. She is an amazing and absolutely strong woman. I never thought I could say that I have a favorite person, but she is mine cause to have a Giules in your life will give you a reason to keep fighting.
Giulianas are talented and carry secrets and surprises that you could never think of. So if you found one like I did, never ever let it go again cause mine, saved my life and I will do anything to keep her. I know that I don’t have to give a lot because Giules always gives and hardly ever takes but still I would do everything because
Giuliana, you mean everything to me.
Person1: Giules is the one who’s able to calm me down and make me smile.
Person2: I see it must be a Giuliana, that one girl who will have to drive around a lot when she gets her drivers license.
Person2: I see it must be a Giuliana, that one girl who will have to drive around a lot when she gets her drivers license.
by lucylittle.3 November 24, 2021
1. A female identifying human generally from Italian or partially Italian descent.
2.They are innocent looking on the outside but totally twisted on the inside.
3.Batshit bonkers/best sex you will ever (EVER) have. Like ever. Ever, ever.
4. Has a very unique sex appeal that many people describe as creepy and insanely hot at the same time. It's now a commonly held belief that it's this particularly rare and powerful type of sex appeal which we can attribute the birth of the "fear boner" to.
5. Someone you keep a dirty secret and share your dirtiest secrets with.
2.They are innocent looking on the outside but totally twisted on the inside.
3.Batshit bonkers/best sex you will ever (EVER) have. Like ever. Ever, ever.
4. Has a very unique sex appeal that many people describe as creepy and insanely hot at the same time. It's now a commonly held belief that it's this particularly rare and powerful type of sex appeal which we can attribute the birth of the "fear boner" to.
5. Someone you keep a dirty secret and share your dirtiest secrets with.
Bob: Where are you, man? You're late for practice!
Billy: I know I know I'm trying I'm sorry!
Bob: oh don't tell me...you're with that Giuliana aren't you?!
Billy: Bob I'm obsessed with her! All I do anymore is think about how to have more sex with her behind everyone's back! I think I need to go to Sexaholics Anonymous.
Bob: Screw that you need to get your ass to practice before coach puts Andy's little brother on the mound. If that happens Ill kick you in the dick! That'll solve your addiction problem!
Billy: promise?
Bob: SWEAR!
Billy: you're a real pal you know that?
Billy: I know I know I'm trying I'm sorry!
Bob: oh don't tell me...you're with that Giuliana aren't you?!
Billy: Bob I'm obsessed with her! All I do anymore is think about how to have more sex with her behind everyone's back! I think I need to go to Sexaholics Anonymous.
Bob: Screw that you need to get your ass to practice before coach puts Andy's little brother on the mound. If that happens Ill kick you in the dick! That'll solve your addiction problem!
Billy: promise?
Bob: SWEAR!
Billy: you're a real pal you know that?
by Monstarrr December 18, 2021
LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON ON THE WHOLE PLANET. Make fun of her and I’ll come and get you. She’s extremely beautiful, and so sosososo kind and generous. She’ll literally hang out with old people all day just to make them happy even if she’d rather be somewhere else. She seems really perfect and put together, but call her something (ex. a pick-me girl or a fag) and she won’t take it well. DONT get on her bad side. She’s kinda perfect, but she’s that kind of person you never ever ever want to hurt.
M: Dang, look at her! Is that Giuliana?
J: I know… dude, she’s so hot.
E: Guys, treat her right. Don’t be cruel, because trust me. She’s the girl of your dreams!
M: I know, I hear she aims high. Hopefully I’m on her level lmao.
J: Yeah she’s just so great. And she’s the kindest person ever.
M: Dude, that’s like, my dream girl.
J: I know… dude, she’s so hot.
E: Guys, treat her right. Don’t be cruel, because trust me. She’s the girl of your dreams!
M: I know, I hear she aims high. Hopefully I’m on her level lmao.
J: Yeah she’s just so great. And she’s the kindest person ever.
M: Dude, that’s like, my dream girl.
when the closet has to tell giuliana (anus) the answers to her homework
they also have to help her when she has any questions
they also have to help her when she has any questions
“colin what are constintines major life achievements?”
“i’m not telling you 😹”
“actually it’s tell giuliana the answers september so you have to 🤣🤣🤣”
“i’m not telling you 😹”
“actually it’s tell giuliana the answers september so you have to 🤣🤣🤣”
by ya same September 13, 2022
by solllllllllllllliii June 22, 2021