Gelph

Also: Gelphy, Gleph, Gelph Ann Marie

A very peculiar and stubborn creature. Possesses dry, dirty native feet for the purpose of being sneaky-sneaky. Plagued with an EXTREMELY short attention span, speech impediment, and an OCD for the number 5 (naanan). Harbors an insatiable thirst for alcohol. Speaks a rare, difficult language known as Jabber. Enjoys INSTIGATING and being nerdy.

Derived from the term 'Gelfling'. In ancient times referred to the last survivors of a fawn-like elfin race known as the Gelflings.

See Also ADD
See Also Bitch
See Also Buttmonkey
See Also Crackhead
See Also NERD

Damn you Gelph! Why ya gotta be like that?

"I jhHlate yeouf lso emcuh rihgth; vnoliw!!" says Gelph

by k-DONK January 23, 2005

Keir Gilchrist

A young Canadian actor with impenetrable black eyes and a perfect rosebud mouth who's known for playing gay teen Marshall Gregson on The United States of Tara and Craig in It's Kind of a Funny Story.

Wow, that Canadian kid is so talented and adorable.
Ikr? He's a total Keir Gilchrist.

by CanadianQT October 13, 2010

gelphie

referring to the relationship between G(a)linda and Elphaba in the Broadway musical, Wicked.

People love to read Gelphie fanfiction, because Galinda and Elphie make a very cute couple.

by Rachael Anne June 25, 2007

gilp

N: the painful mix between a burp and a hiccup.

I slapped that ho because she gilped in my face

by Chode' October 25, 2004

gilh

to show your utmost geekyness.

if someone knows all of pi, (3.14....) then they are mos def gilh.

"i just gamed on my graphing calculator for five hours straight"

"..YOU'RE A GILH."

by shananananana September 17, 2004

Giloh

Giloh is simply a beast. Giloh is one of the funniest people you know and he is the funnest person to be with at a party. Just be ready cause he might strip down real quick. Giloh does not care bout nothing. He’s here to have fun and nothing more. Gilohs also the plug, he’ll let you borrow money if you need with no problem. The only thing is that you might find his underwear in the back of the class room.

(Finds a wardrobe and 12 pack of containers in the back of the classroom)

Guy 1:Eww, who’s is this!
Guy 2: It’s probably GILOHS(laughs)
Guy 1:Oh my god(Shakes head and laughs). GILOHHHHH

by HolyMaster77777 February 7, 2019

Gilchrist

A Gilchrist is a ten second period of time. Can be abbrivated to a "gilly". Commonly used as an exaggeration, since few things take a literal gilchrist to complete.

Dude, I won't be long. Ill be back in a gilchrist.

by DefineTime10 May 23, 2011