by Pitsy December 21, 2013
Get the Gilet mug.When a Male tucks his cock and balls between his thighs, bends over and proceeds to urinate on his partner.
Dude... last night I gave my wife a golden shower.
Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!
Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!
by The real G-Rad August 28, 2018
Get the Gilded Goat mug.The Dizzy Gillespie is when a man is giving oral sex to a woman who farts. The rank fart rolls upward into his mouth distending his cheeks like he's blowing into a trumpet. Thus making him look like Dizzy Gillespie.
My best friend fell out when I told her my husband was pissed at me because after date night I was gassy and drunk and gave him The Dizzy Gillespie during his late night dessert.
by SCPEACH84 March 15, 2016
Get the The Dizzy Gillespie mug.The act of ejaculating so voluminously into your partner's mouth that his/her cheeks inflate in the manner of a famous American jazz trumpeter.
by Sal Platter August 30, 2007
Get the Jizzy Gillespie mug.Deliberately withholding a piece of information from your friends/acquaintances for the purpose of making them squirm.
Lying about something on purpose to watch how your friends react to the misinformation.
Lying about something on purpose to watch how your friends react to the misinformation.
"Hey Chris, I haven't studied at all for the exam..." (When in fact he's been studying all night, thus pulling a gilleh)
"Hey Chris, I have no idea what's going to be on the test..." (When in fact he's been talking to the prof. all morning and knows exactly what's on the test)
"Hey Chris, I don't have the review that Dana said she was going to give me..." (When in fact he's reading it on his computer as he messages)
"Hey Chris, I have no idea what's going to be on the test..." (When in fact he's been talking to the prof. all morning and knows exactly what's on the test)
"Hey Chris, I don't have the review that Dana said she was going to give me..." (When in fact he's reading it on his computer as he messages)
by Googan03 April 21, 2008
Get the gilleh mug.Charlie Gillespie is one of the best actors ever. He is really sweet and is such an amazing soul. He is also extremely funny and if you see him you’ll immediately fall in love. He is just a perfect human that has really good acting skills. He also will make sure to always put you in a good mood. He is perfect. ❤️
You: have you seen Charlie Gillespie today? He’s the only one that makes me smile and im having a rough day..
by Ms.PickleJuice October 27, 2020
Get the Charlie Gillespie mug.To spend money to "improve" or "pimp out" a worthless item such as a crappy car, dump of a house, or other such item. Usually done by spending more to upgrade an item than was paid for it but still not actually increasing the value of the item with these upgrades.
After Sam spent $1900 to pimp out his $300 rusted out, beat up, 1982 Celebrity all he got for his trouble was a gilded turd and credit card debt.
"My sister is a moron."
"Why's that?"
"She bought a $30,000 burnt out house in the worst part of town and spent $100,000 making it livable. Now she can't sell it because everyone who could afford it doesn't want to live anywhere near that part of town."
"Sounds like she's got a gilded turd on her hands."
"My sister is a moron."
"Why's that?"
"She bought a $30,000 burnt out house in the worst part of town and spent $100,000 making it livable. Now she can't sell it because everyone who could afford it doesn't want to live anywhere near that part of town."
"Sounds like she's got a gilded turd on her hands."
by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008
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