gilfred

Gilfred is a funny & helpful boy.He is always there for anyone if they are sad or in need.Gilfred can be mischievous sometimes,you are very lucky if you have a Gilfred. He needs someone to talk to once in awhile so make you are there for him.

Gilfred is the best person you can find when you are in need.

by ILoveBubbleTea:) March 2, 2019

Gilded Geyser

Much like an Angry Dragon, but with urine instead of semen, the partner's nostrils erupt in an Old Faithfulesque spewing of urine out of their nose. Perfect for nose hair removal and works like a charm to relieve any cold or sickness, you should probably try giving your SO one today!

Cascading urine pours from the heavens of his nostrils, Tyrese had never seen anything so breathtakingly beautiful as his lovely mate gave him a precious gilded geyser of love from her vaginal blast.

by Sneed d'Elaine November 6, 2020

The Gilded Age

The name that associated with America in the late 1800s referring to the extravagant wealth and the terrible poverty that lay underneath. In other words, America is not the same in reality (on the inside) than what it looks on the outside.

Looks like a good life is ahead---Not what was expected (The Gilded Age)

by CLOURPOP November 29, 2013

gilded hoochie

First represented as the character New New/Erin in the movie "ATL", a gilded hoochie is a rich girl that acts "street" on the outside, but she is in fact a spoiled little rich girl.

Raquel: Hey, you see Shaneequa last night?
Paprika: Yeah. That bitch ain't street, she some gilded hoochie. Her name ain't even Shaneequa! It's "Elizabeth!"

by William S. Crowley XVI August 12, 2006

Gilded Gopher

A Gilded Gopher is when you defecate in an inappropriate manner, much like an upperdecker or sidecar, but you cover up the turd with spray-paint. The next unsuspecting user of the tub or toilet won't see the Gilded Gopher, because it's color matches the toilet or tub that it has been laid in.

That Gilded Gopher wasn't discovered until he filled the tub with bathwater, and by that time the whole room smelled like shit.

by The Turd Doctor August 25, 2010

Gilded Cunt

Cradle Of Filth's track number 2 on Nymphetamine album. Very fast and awesome drums.

"Your misery is worn as a veil
To hide bewitchment of the ugliest kind
In place of eve a bitter parody hails
Daggers from the swagger
Of a sodomite's concubine"

by robot January 13, 2005

gilded tongue

n.
1. the quality of having a mastery over language; grandiloquence
2. the ability to manipulate others through use of language

Thomas's ability to talk himself out of tricky situations has earned him a reputation for having a gilded tongue.

by dtfm December 9, 2007