Gifford

An optimist. Someone who perseveres through hard times and is able to find positivity.

Yo, dude! Jimmy totally pulled a Gifford. He's able to find a ray of sunshine in every shitty situation!

by Craig Difford December 2, 2016

Gifford

A person who manually masterbates dogs

Ron "steve why is that man wanking that dog off ?"
Steve"oh its ok ron he's a gifford"

by stewartlubbock November 10, 2011

Gifford

When someones drinks alcohol to the point that they can no longer speak so others can understand them.

I went to the bar the other night & there was a guy there that was so gifford. I couldn't believe they were still serving him.

by BR549 alpha bravo December 12, 2010

nick gifford

A person who enjoys watching anime and spends most of his time playing weeb games including league of legends and osu. Normally nick giffords are socially awkward and enjoy laughing at everything. They own hop farms and like selling servers. Has no idea what fashion is and likes wearing quarter calve socks with shorts. He also listens to hypebeast music including yonkers and you're lost by lil uzi vert.

Nick gifford is a faggot.
What a nick gifford move.

by LARS JOHNSON3232 June 6, 2018

One Gifford

Equal to 100mm hole. Unit of measurement amongst electricians.

I like to make sure im ‘one gifford’ away from the doorframe to drill my hole.

by Spadge47 June 6, 2021

Gifford

A Gifford is the piece of skin between a mans ball sack and arse crack

look at that Cornebys Gifford

by michellerider1 April 1, 2010

The red necked Gifford

Fond of roadkill and tractors. Easily provoked by the color black. Sexually attracted to sheep and constipated boy like office personnel. Travels with chickens and discarded cans of busch beer in the back of it's rusted out truck.

The red necked Gifford was spotted mounting Beth from behind will making her scream "Baaaaaa, sheer me you naughty farm boy!"

by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003