gigahoozle

A computing misspeak in the vein of the "interwebs," makes fun of those who can't tell a gigahertz from a gigahoozle.

Gordon: How many gigahoozles does your new computer have?
Lynn: I don't know. Let me ask teh interwebs.

by Bob Gordon February 17, 2008

Gigahon

A hon with a body sculpted by the Greek Gods. Their soft skin from transitioning is accentuated by a strong and muscular physique. These strong, independent, usually non-passing transwomen have embraced the best of both worlds, the yin and the yang. Peak strength with peak beauty.

Gym Goer 1: That dude just bench pressed 700 pounds! WOW!
Gym Goer 2: That's not a dude, or a man... That's a hon.

Gym Goer 1: What, she's trans?! That means she doesn't have any testosterone and she can lift that much?
Gym Goer 2: Right. She's amazing. She's a Gigahon.

by muhf June 21, 2021

Giah

A small petite girl who always has a resting bitch face. Has a small circle of friends and only cares about her close family members. If anyone tries to talk to her she will shoot them in the face. Giah also has a jatty and is very smart.

I wanna be a Giah

by itsrinaaaa January 7, 2020

Gifsh

Gifsh is a Portmanteau word meaning a gift with a wish, or in simpler terms, a combination of the two words gift and wish.

'On Valentine's day, dont just wish me, gifsh me!'
'I'll gifsh you a wonderful treat!'
'Got a lot of gifshes for your b'day?' or how 'bout 'Plain wishes...?? theres more kick in gifshes though!'

by Kavitha Shivan July 16, 2008

gifable

A video on the internet that would make a great comical animated gif (mainly for use on forums).

"OMG the video of that woman getting pimp slapped is well gifable"

by gary_rip September 6, 2007

gigaho

1- A woman 1024 times sluttier than her peers

2- An aggregate measure consisting of 1024 whores

Your mom's a gigaho!

That university has over 5 gigahos of stupid bitches.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

Gigaho

(jig-ah-hoe) N. Gigaho is dreived from two words, gigolo and and whore, a slang basically stating that someone is a male prostitute x 2.

1)Man, you a gigaho!
2)What a gigaho!!

by April G. January 27, 2008