Gideon's Trumpet

A euphemism for the male sexual organ. Derived from the 1974 movie "2069: A Sex Odyssey", which is the first result on the internet movie database IMDB.com when a search is performed for "Gideon's Trumpet". As a euphemism, this phrase has no connection to the book of the same name by Anthony Lewis or the movie based on the book.

She enthusiastically blew Gideon's Trumpet.

by JoJoeJoh March 5, 2011

Gideon Gilmore

The Lord himself. Maker of the eternal and instant classic of instrumentation entitled 'A Dark Road,' which enlightens the listener to the meaning of life instantly. When heard for the first time, progressive rock legends David Gilmour and Jimmy Page immediately collapsed and knew their work was done, and the song was the reason for the death of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. If it couldn't get any better, the legend himself released a 1 hour EP called Gideon Gilmore, which featured masterpieces such as "Metal Madness" and "A Mental Descent" which instantly became recognized as the peak of human achievement and instrumental composition. Music teachers from all around the world preached to their pupils about how unbelievably good the Gideon Gilmore EP was and how masterfully Gideon played all the instruments.

Person 1: "Man, did you hear that new Gideon Gilmore?"
Person 2: "I know, it was so good but I can't even explain why..."

by kapperoni and cheese April 14, 2021

The Gideon

A creature of plight that dwells near the same location of The Shaw. Like it's neighbor, The Gideon possesses a great odor of the mouth. Most beings that come into contact with The Gideon are forever scarred if not outright terminated. Unlike its distant relative, The Gideon has only one useful appendage. All others are limited to a specific purpose. The most questionable appendage is that of a globe-like entity on what should be a neck. It appears to control all movement although that fact is widely disputed by scientists. Most all researchers do agree that this creature is not at all intelligent and fails in any attempts to disguise the inept abilities it possesses.

"What are you doing? You can't stuff 10 lbs. of shit into a 2 lbs. bag. You fucking Gideon"

by mickey July 23, 2004

Gidonkulous

Exceedingly large, ridiculously huge.

That 18 wheeler that hit you was gidonkulous.

by Swammylicous November 16, 2009

Gideon (boo boo)

gideon is the purest soul you will ever meet. he has the kindest, most wholesome heart. he always knows just how to make me smile. gideon really is the most perfect boy in the world. he's the love of my life :)

Gideon (boo boo)-

random girl: "oh hey, there's gideon."

me: "shut up you raggedy ass greasy hair ass sewer rat ass bitch. don't even look at him. he's mine, hoe."

<3

by loo loo December 10, 2021

Gideon

A Guy that is so good in bed that you keep wanting more and more nothing can beet him his perfect dick makes for the best sex

I need more of Gideon's Sex

by theguywiththathugecock February 1, 2009

Dirty Gideon

When you take laxatives, shit into a cup, and proceed to fill up a syringe with your shit and black tar heroin, and then inject it into one of your veins.

Jamie: Yoo, you’ll never guess what I did with my girl last night!
Ethan: What?

Jamie: She let me do a Dirty Gideon with her!
Ethan: Sick I gotta convince my girl to do that with me

by xGidz September 27, 2021