Ghost Shit
The phenomenon that occurs when one goes to bed with the urge to take a shit, but wakes up without said urge.
Ghost Shit by The dude with the hair May 18, 2018
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Ghost shit
A type of fart that smells like straight up shit, as if you think someone actually shat themselves, but they just farted.
Ghost shit by OoopsIRockAlot June 3, 2013
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Ghost shit
"dude something weird happened to me yesterday"
"what?"
"I took a huge shit but when I wiped there was nothing on the paper!"
"Oh then you must've taken a ghost shit"
"what?"
"I took a huge shit but when I wiped there was nothing on the paper!"
"Oh then you must've taken a ghost shit"
Ghost shit by Mr. DookeyHead May 22, 2016
Ghost shit
1.) You run to the toilet, ready to take a wicked fat fucking shit. When you plop your ass onto the toilet you fart the demon right out of your stomach. This fart is always loud as fuck too, probably because of the echo. All of the sudden, you no longer have to drop that log.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
(Runs to the toilet and sits down) (farts) holy tits, I no longer have to shit. must’ve been a ghost shit!!
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
Ghost shit by Crispy D’Angelo January 30, 2020
Ghost Shit
When you take a shit, but when you look in the bowl, it's not there. You wipe, and you're clean. Did you really shit?
It probably sank down into the pipe or whatever, but *how do you know?*
It probably sank down into the pipe or whatever, but *how do you know?*
Ghost Shit by hardturkeycider June 27, 2021
ghost-shit
A turd that passes your anal sphincter as a ghost passes through walls, thereby requireing no wipeing (leaving no residue on one's person).
ghost-shit by Clockwork Nic June 27, 2007