A turd that passes your anal sphincter as a ghost passes through walls, thereby requireing no wipeing (leaving no residue on one's person).
by Clockwork Nic June 03, 2007
A pooh that ceases to exsist .
When taking a shit you wipe to reveal no excrement present. However this word has two parts when taking a shit you glance in the toilet bowl to reveal no evidence of you having a shit at all. The perfect ghost shit requirs that both criteria mentioned above are met.
by Mlk117 April 03, 2014
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by Tiffani Lat September 26, 2007
A type of fart that smells like straight up shit, as if you think someone actually shat themselves, but they just farted.
by OoopsIRockAlot June 04, 2013
The phenomenon that occurs upon removing a lip of Grizzly Mint, during which the tobacco user feels as though he has to shit, but is unable to make himself do so.
Person 1: Yo, hurry up in there, I need to take a shit!
Person 2: Hang on man, I swear I've almost got it out... I've got a wicked case of Grizzly Mint Ghost Shit.
Person 1: Oh, in that case, take your time.
Person 2: Hang on man, I swear I've almost got it out... I've got a wicked case of Grizzly Mint Ghost Shit.
Person 1: Oh, in that case, take your time.
by SpaceMountain1 October 12, 2011
A fart that is SO bad, you can actually see it for a second, and it resembles a green or brown ghost.
by Skumly February 10, 2008