ghost-shit

A turd that passes your anal sphincter as a ghost passes through walls, thereby requireing no wipeing (leaving no residue on one's person).

Q.= Did you finish the toilet-paper ?
A.= No man, I took a ghost-shit

by Clockwork Nic June 27, 2007

Ghost shit

A pooh that ceases to exsist .

When taking a shit you wipe to reveal no excrement present. However this word has two parts when taking a shit you glance in the toilet bowl to reveal no evidence of you having a shit at all. The perfect ghost shit requirs that both criteria mentioned above are met.

by Mlk117 May 26, 2014

ghost shit

When you take a huge shit, but then 5 minutes later it still feels like you're shitting

I took a nice crap, but now I'm ghost shitting

by MrLohr February 8, 2017

ghost shitting

When the descased deficate on a person(s) they hate.

When i pass away I'am going to be ghost shitting on you!

by Tiffani Lat October 10, 2007

Ghost shit

A type of fart that smells like straight up shit, as if you think someone actually shat themselves, but they just farted.

Yo, I farted and everyone thought I shit in my pants but I told them it was just a ghost shit!

by OoopsIRockAlot June 3, 2013

Grizzly Mint Ghost Shit

The phenomenon that occurs upon removing a lip of Grizzly Mint, during which the tobacco user feels as though he has to shit, but is unable to make himself do so.

Person 1: Yo, hurry up in there, I need to take a shit!
Person 2: Hang on man, I swear I've almost got it out... I've got a wicked case of Grizzly Mint Ghost Shit.
Person 1: Oh, in that case, take your time.

by SpaceMountain1 October 12, 2011

shit ghost

A fart that is SO bad, you can actually see it for a second, and it resembles a green or brown ghost.

I just had a shit ghost following me!!!!

by Skumly February 12, 2008