Ghetto blaster

A big ass booty!

'' DAMN! Look at that Ghetto blaster on that B!tch!

by BIGBO$$ October 12, 2010

ghetto blaster

While drinking a 40 oz. and plunging your cock in a womans nolga, take the 40 and smash it into the back of the bitches skull just before she cums.

Tammy cant see straight any more cause I gave her a ghetto blaster.

jenny is missing three teeth from that ghetto blaster i gave her.

by stinky Pete May 13, 2005

ghetto blaster

a turd, log, dump, or other piece of feces close to (but not quite in) the toilet. Must be a full piece of shit; a smear does not qualify as a ghetto blaster. So named because the old WWF wrestler Bad News Brown (the name is meaningful in this context) had a finishing maneuver called "The Ghetto Blaster"; it was a bomb-drop a little off to the side. This alternate definition originated at the College of William & Mary in 1995.

"He was so drunk he left a ghetto blaster on the edge of the toilet seat"

by ghetto blaster August 6, 2006

ghetto blaster

a radio or boombox;pro skater Chad Muska has one of these

Bob:Hey dude Chad Muska's selling his ghetto blaster at the flea market.
Rick:That's sick dude is it a bargain price?
Chad Muska:Yeah man it's a bargain.

by James Grimmer January 17, 2004

Ghetto Blaster

A 2 litter bottle with a socket put through the cap and a hole cut at bottom that you smoke weed with.

Let me hit the ghetto blaster.

by Ghettoblaster804 January 4, 2018

ghetto blaster

a tattooing gun usually made of a #2 pencil, baby shampoo, and and electric razor

Jenny: I need to get this tattoo of Johns name covered up. I'm dating Tom now!!

Wayne: I can take care of you right now, I have a ghetto blaster in the bathroom.

by Psuedo anon January 24, 2011

Ghetto Blaster

A rocket launching portable false bit larger (more so then usual portable players but smaller than a 80’s family stereo system) cassette player invented by M

“it’s something we’re inventing for the Americans l. I call it a ghetto blaster” - Q in 1987’s The Living Daylights.

by Cdn_Stoner_420_247 September 26, 2019