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GERD

Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease. When your stomach acid decides that it wants to crawl up in your throat and erode your insides.
"What was that noise?"
"That was GERD in my throat babe"
by Roger Collins July 4, 2005
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gerd

The gerds are like flocking to Stod-Chung.
by Bumble Yo April 28, 2005
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gerd

Gay Nerd (not to be used in a homophobic way or i shall hunt you down XD ) - for the use of people who are self asserted nerds and have accepted being gay also
"Yay. I got it right"
"Once again James you have proven yourself to being a nerd"
"No, i'm a gerd."
"Gerd?"
"Gay Nerd...Duh"
by Mwuhahahaha XD March 18, 2010
mugGet the gerdmug.

gerd

the act of sitting on someone and then farting on them
"That jerk gerded upon me after he tackled me!"
by Flouffy July 5, 2005
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gerd

A Norse Goddess who is a personification of fertility and sex. She is the most beautiful of all creatures.
Gerd illuminates everything with her brilliant arms.
by freerocker13 January 9, 2008
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gerd

I gerded the gang yesterday... then i got shot.
by Mike Ballard January 7, 2004
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gerd

I'm gonna gerd senora's quiz because I stayed up all night gerding AA:O.
by 1337 GERDER June 27, 2004
mugGet the gerdmug.

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