The Dirty Geraldo is very similar to the Dirty Rodriguez, in this case the male sticks his penis in a female's ass and wipes the remnants on the female's upper lip profusely, but is required to be performed with a large penis thus creating a larger area of mustache resembling that of Geraldo Rivera.
Kaydee was getting bored with her previous Dirty Sanchez's and Rodriguez's, from other guys, complaining the smell faded away too fast ... so I gave her a Dirty Geraldo she would never forget! Rumor has it, it's still there to this day.
by Charlie Muurphy December 12, 2008
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In its ancient Teutonic form, Geraldine literally means ”good with a spear” and although there have been some “interesting” modern interpretations of this, on the (non parental controls) internet, - I think you can safely assume you are going to want this fair warrior, on your side.
A Geraldine sees the value of people in their character ; she's looking for a rare earth element to “bond” with, and though 007 is not her type, she's happy for another member of the intelligence services to take her in for questioning!
Although this girl likes a Jaf (just a friend), she's looking to develop things, collect more data with her dater!
A Geraldine will be your Guardian angel and your Angel delight, she's an angel twice over! And on the days when she gives her halo a rest, - well, I'll just leave that to your imagination....(steady!).
When she's around someone special, a Geraldine can be surprisingly shy and reserved. So if you think you're going to have to reserve this girl pretty quickly, - you'd be right!
In its ancient Teutonic form, Geraldine literally means ”good with a spear” and although there have been some “interesting” modern interpretations of this, on the (non parental controls) internet, - I think you can safely assume you are going to want this fair warrior, on your side.
A Geraldine sees the value of people in their character ; she's looking for a rare earth element to “bond” with, and though 007 is not her type, she's happy for another member of the intelligence services to take her in for questioning!
Although this girl likes a Jaf (just a friend), she's looking to develop things, collect more data with her dater!
A Geraldine will be your Guardian angel and your Angel delight, she's an angel twice over! And on the days when she gives her halo a rest, - well, I'll just leave that to your imagination....(steady!).
When she's around someone special, a Geraldine can be surprisingly shy and reserved. So if you think you're going to have to reserve this girl pretty quickly, - you'd be right!
Gent: Dear Man, a bottle of your finest Reserve!
Waiter: Aah, that would be a Geraldine, - reserved just for you!
Waiter: Aah, that would be a Geraldine, - reserved just for you!
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She is really sweet and very flexible but people spell her name and surname wrong and she goes mental also people like her and she keeps it a secret
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GERALDTON
A Meth And crime Fuelled Fishing Town on West Australian COAST..
People who live in this beautiful windy shithole are called "Geraldtions"
People will go to great extent to steal your ciggie bumpers (butts) right off your front verandah..home owners would be lucky if they leave the ashtray!!
Most Things people whinge about is ...
WHY DOESNT GERALDTON HAVE A FUCKING KMART YET??!!
GERALDTON
A Meth And crime Fuelled Fishing Town on West Australian COAST..
People who live in this beautiful windy shithole are called "Geraldtions"
People will go to great extent to steal your ciggie bumpers (butts) right off your front verandah..home owners would be lucky if they leave the ashtray!!
Most Things people whinge about is ...
WHY DOESNT GERALDTON HAVE A FUCKING KMART YET??!!
by Not Your Bitch 6530 June 11, 2019
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Guy 1: Omg, im sooo in love with this girl she's perfect.
Guy 2: Ahh you must have caught a Geraldine. Good job man, you're lucky.
Guy 2: Ahh you must have caught a Geraldine. Good job man, you're lucky.
by galaxycaramelbar February 5, 2010
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Person 1: Not gonna lie, I have a crush on Albert Gerald Krueger.
Person 2: ...Didn't he try killing you over his drawing?
Person 2: ...Didn't he try killing you over his drawing?
by I am currently sleepy June 30, 2021
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She's the best girlfriend ever and loves feeding her constantly hungry boyfriend.
She's never satisfied and is always eating but never gains weight.
She loves a cup of tea and get's a headache if she doesn't have it.
Loves chocolate, Dorito's, crop tops, a good romance novel where people turn into wolves, 2000's/2010's pop music and not to mention a good movie, whether it makes her cry or laugh.
She's an expert kisser.
She can't sleep earlier than 2am.
Loves to laugh and make others laugh, she can make you laugh just by laughing.
She can make you smile, just by smiling. She has the most beautiful smile in the world ..!
She's generous, caring, loving and passionate. Loves her family to death.
Sexy as hell and looks good in those crop tops.
The most beautiful girl in the universe.
She's the best girlfriend ever and loves feeding her constantly hungry boyfriend.
She's never satisfied and is always eating but never gains weight.
She loves a cup of tea and get's a headache if she doesn't have it.
Loves chocolate, Dorito's, crop tops, a good romance novel where people turn into wolves, 2000's/2010's pop music and not to mention a good movie, whether it makes her cry or laugh.
She's an expert kisser.
She can't sleep earlier than 2am.
Loves to laugh and make others laugh, she can make you laugh just by laughing.
She can make you smile, just by smiling. She has the most beautiful smile in the world ..!
She's generous, caring, loving and passionate. Loves her family to death.
Sexy as hell and looks good in those crop tops.
by MrValentine will see you now May 12, 2019
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