the most idiotic person to ever walk bent on this planet. he fucked us all over and i can't w8 for the day that i can overthrow him and the world will thank me!
"you're not gay, you just don't like the opposite sex"!?!? that doesn't make sense! ur acting like a george w. bush
by b4d a55 July 20, 2005
The Downfall of America. Other countries probably think all americans are like this jackass. We can bomb the shit out of countries but cant even keep schools open for kids. What a fucking joke!!!
useless, good for nothing, hand me down, puppet, using the presidents role as a game, hillbilly, go to hell
by chowder November 10, 2004
1. Somebody idiots support.
2. Somebody who only got votes because stupid people are afraid of anything even remotely left-wing.
3. Pathetic excuse for a leader... all who follow him are similarly pathetic.
4. The single man responsible from lowering the USA's average IQ from the normal (100) to 41.
5. The reason why the word "retarded" is used more and more.
6. Somebody who supports "bravery" by soldiers, yet pussies out of service himself. see AWOL.
2. Somebody who only got votes because stupid people are afraid of anything even remotely left-wing.
3. Pathetic excuse for a leader... all who follow him are similarly pathetic.
4. The single man responsible from lowering the USA's average IQ from the normal (100) to 41.
5. The reason why the word "retarded" is used more and more.
6. Somebody who supports "bravery" by soldiers, yet pussies out of service himself. see AWOL.
"Comparing Bush to Hitler is like comparing Gandhi to Jeffrey Dahmer"? Fuck no! Gandhi used non-violent resistance.
Comparing Bush to Hitler is REALLY like omparing Ed Gein to Timothy McVeigh - both murderers, but different brands.
2. "Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying Churchill and Hitler are the same"? Fuck no! Churchill opposed a power-hungry freak, Bush is one.
Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying the truth - both cowards.
1. Idiot: "I support Bush!"
2. Republican: "Holy shit! That guy's a democrat?! I can't vote for him, (despite I agreeing with his policies), I'd be called liberal!" (Too stupid to realise voting is anonymous...)
3. Republican: "I'm patheic..."
4. Bush (senior): "Now, son, let's open up the result of your medical..."
Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."
Bush (senior): "I knew it! It's heritary... you don't have a brain either!"
Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."
5. Reporter: "We're here at the local shopping mall to find out opinions on our President... excuse me, young man..."
Anybody: "Yeah?"
Reporter: "What do you think of George W. Bush?"
Anybody: "Retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded... etc.."
6. Officer: "Where on God's green earth is soldier George W. Bush?!"
Private: "He's gone AWOL, sir. Re-reading his ABCs..."
Officer: "He better got his yella ass back here pronto!"
Private: "Unlikely, sir. He's still looking at the pictures... not started on 'A' yet..."
Comparing Bush to Hitler is REALLY like omparing Ed Gein to Timothy McVeigh - both murderers, but different brands.
2. "Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying Churchill and Hitler are the same"? Fuck no! Churchill opposed a power-hungry freak, Bush is one.
Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying the truth - both cowards.
1. Idiot: "I support Bush!"
2. Republican: "Holy shit! That guy's a democrat?! I can't vote for him, (despite I agreeing with his policies), I'd be called liberal!" (Too stupid to realise voting is anonymous...)
3. Republican: "I'm patheic..."
4. Bush (senior): "Now, son, let's open up the result of your medical..."
Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."
Bush (senior): "I knew it! It's heritary... you don't have a brain either!"
Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."
5. Reporter: "We're here at the local shopping mall to find out opinions on our President... excuse me, young man..."
Anybody: "Yeah?"
Reporter: "What do you think of George W. Bush?"
Anybody: "Retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded... etc.."
6. Officer: "Where on God's green earth is soldier George W. Bush?!"
Private: "He's gone AWOL, sir. Re-reading his ABCs..."
Officer: "He better got his yella ass back here pronto!"
Private: "Unlikely, sir. He's still looking at the pictures... not started on 'A' yet..."
by wez-1 August 14, 2005
The 43rd pesident of the United States.
Went to Yale University were he averaged only a 72 average in college which is down from the 73 he had in high school.
Often accused of being the downfall of the country. And to back it up he....
*Has the largest deficit this country has ever had.
*More years were the country los money than won money.
*Took money from school to fund the war(which is another mess on its own)Than declined doing so
*turned the economy into shit.
*Reacted and prepared poorly to hurricane katrina (never stopped his vacation)
*refused to give seaports to a group of men because they were Arab
*Goes by the spoils system and hires underqualified friends to do his job.
*Stole the 2000 election
*froze like a dead dog in a debate againts Kerry (How the hell did he win?)
But when you call out the prez for one of his screw ups he simply dances around the issue until you give up.
Reporter: Mr president, with you trying to raise the qualifications and intelligence of the american people, how do you expect to do wthat when you took out a huge portion of the money torward schools for the war?
Bush: Excuse me?
Reporter: I said with you trying to raise the qualifications and intelligence of the american people, how do you expect to do wthat when you took out a huge portion of the money torward schools for the war?
Bush: Took money? you sure?
Reporter: Yes Mr president.
Bush: Well.... you sure?
Reporter: Yes Mr president.
Bush: I dont seem to rememeber that happening at all.... you sure it was me?
Reporter: Yes Mr president.
Bush: well I just dont recall this ever happening. Im not sure.
^ actually happened
Went to Yale University were he averaged only a 72 average in college which is down from the 73 he had in high school.
Often accused of being the downfall of the country. And to back it up he....
*Has the largest deficit this country has ever had.
*More years were the country los money than won money.
*Took money from school to fund the war(which is another mess on its own)Than declined doing so
*turned the economy into shit.
*Reacted and prepared poorly to hurricane katrina (never stopped his vacation)
*refused to give seaports to a group of men because they were Arab
*Goes by the spoils system and hires underqualified friends to do his job.
*Stole the 2000 election
*froze like a dead dog in a debate againts Kerry (How the hell did he win?)
But when you call out the prez for one of his screw ups he simply dances around the issue until you give up.
Reporter: Mr president, with you trying to raise the qualifications and intelligence of the american people, how do you expect to do wthat when you took out a huge portion of the money torward schools for the war?
Bush: Excuse me?
Reporter: I said with you trying to raise the qualifications and intelligence of the american people, how do you expect to do wthat when you took out a huge portion of the money torward schools for the war?
Bush: Took money? you sure?
Reporter: Yes Mr president.
Bush: Well.... you sure?
Reporter: Yes Mr president.
Bush: I dont seem to rememeber that happening at all.... you sure it was me?
Reporter: Yes Mr president.
Bush: well I just dont recall this ever happening. Im not sure.
^ actually happened
People of other countries who assume were all trigger happy red necks just because George W Bush is. Your wrong. most of us hate him and his approval rating shows it.
by Rattlesnake316 March 13, 2006
by lord jimmy dean May 08, 2005
"There was turmoil at the white house today as president Bush stuck his finger in an electrical socket... he told reporters that thats where lepricauns hide their gold!" - Family Guy
by Me myself May 23, 2005
Republican President 2000-2004, ex-governor of Texas, son of President George H W Bush, brother of Governor Jeb Bush of Florida. Graduated from Yale, and was a member of the Texas Air National Guard during the Vietnam War. Center of much controversy, beginning with his military record, then suspicious mishandled counts that won him the election by only 500 votes in his brother's state, then with his extended vacations prior to 9-11, his response to 9-11 and the ensuing War in Iraq, and finally alleged connections with the 527 group SwiftBoat Veterans for Truth, an ANti-Kerry agency. also the butt of many jokes because of his difficulty with speaking. Instated the No Child Left Behind policy, as well as the controversial Patriot Act, and is well known for his tax cuts and support of the proposed gay marriage ammendment.
now this isn't a bush-hating def. its a list of controversial topics surrounding his presidency. Tried to be as impartial as I could.
by Shwaggy September 06, 2004