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Gentleman's Bird Bath 

Any Gentleman standing on his tip-toes washing his tallywacker off in the sink after anal sex. Usually performed because the female half will not allow re-entry into her vagina without a thorough scrub.
A.J. - "Everything was going well until she made me take a Gentleman's Bird Bath mid-romp. It killed my Woody Wilson."
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timepiece gentleman 

Pulled a bad publicity stunt online, lied about the reason, blame everyone for the bad reception and negative comments. Apologised to the public as the last resort. Narcissistic douchebag
No publicity is bad publicity unless your done a timepiece gentleman

The Gentleman's Oath 

The Gentleman's oath is as follows:

never fart on a man's balls
"you remember the oath i made you take a while ago? The Gentleman's Oath, i must now ask you to break it, Fart on Princess Kenny's balls douchebag"
-Eric Cartman

Supreme Gentleman 

A Supreme Gentleman is a sub-genre of the Nice Guy genus that has allowed their ego to inflate to such an extent, and become so Fedora in their philosophical outlook that they go on a shooting spree to end their kissless-virgin angst.
"I am the perfect guy, but yet, you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me: the Supreme Gentleman.

I will punish all of you for it!

*Points and laughs at screen, finishes rant, goes and shoots some people*

Gentleman Gambler 

1. A book written by "Oklahoma Johnny" Hale that tells his story from his humble beginnings as a poor country boy to his successes in business to his wild gambling days playing high stakes poker.

2. A term used to describe an older wealthy man who now lives as a professional high stakes gambler, or is just involved in high stakes gambling on a regular basis. His true wealth may be a product of his success at gambling or other unrelated business ventures, or could even be inherited. The gentleman gambler may at times be viewed as a gentleman of leisure and he often prides himself as a true gentleman, honest and fair, but also as a cool and calm player with many years of gambling experience.
Santos is a true gentleman gambler who has been playing poker all his life. Always brings a lot of money to the table and is very generous, but is still respectful of the other players.
Gentleman Gambler by ALWXXX March 14, 2011

gentleman's thumb 

During the act of intercourse in the position of doggystlye. Kindly and gently inserting your thumb in your partners anus.
Brenda was very unenthusiastic while we were having sex doggystlye. Until Rex gave her the gentleman's thumb.
gentleman's thumb by Butcherboy USA November 19, 2016

Mexican Gentleman 

The act of urinating on tables before, during, or after a meal. Being a Mexican gentleman can be completed in public restaurants or privately in the home. But it is best executed in important occasions such as parties and family gatherings.
Juan was a real Mexican Gentleman at Jose's birthday party. It took the Rodriguez family 35 minutes to clean up the piss-soaked taquitos all over the table.
Mexican Gentleman by Paco Gutierez November 14, 2013